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Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971)
Freaky Frankie Meets Dull Dracky!
I first saw this movie two days ago on an Italian satellite TV station. I missed the first three minutes but when I saw the haggard face of Lon Chaney Jnr, I knew that this movie must have been one of his last cinematic outings and probably his worst.
A frail 80-year-old wheelchair-bound Doctor Frankenstein would look more at place in "On Golden Pond", such are his age and non-scariness! Dracula is really funny as well, which has a lot to do with the actor's dismal performance. Old Frankie Stein, the monster, makes an appearance, too (well, his name is in the title after all!!, and looks to be suffering from too many sips at the Vodka bottle.
All in all, a "horror" movie you could let your grandma watch. But do you hate your grandma that much!? Quite frankly, I wouldn't let anyone else suffer the pain (tongue in cheek) of watching this drivel. It's so bad, it's bad!!
In Style (2000)
Not too Devinn!
Devinn Lane is a sexy woman. There's no doubt about that. And her appearance in this movie won her a 2001 AVN adult award, it's true.
But, when all is said and done, I feel as if Ms Lane does not put her heart and soul into her movies. And this one is no exception. Devinn looks seductively at the camera, does all the naughty things associated with a porn movie, but she fails to hit my 'G' spot.
Back to porn school, Ms Lane. Must try harder. When I say that, I mean please look as if you actually enjoyed making the movie, and doing the sex scenes. Marks out of ten: just three, I'm afraid.
Alexandra Silk's Silk Ties (1999)
Pure as Silk!
This is a very good movie. Alexandra Silk proves herself to be not just a great porno star but an excellent director.
Every scene is spot on: in particular are two lesbian scenes, one with the sexy Temptress and Alexandra Nice, playing around in the bathtub; the other with Felecia, Doomy Moore and Dee.
All in all a splendid movie. Top marks!