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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023)
What a joke
I've been looking over other reviews, and there is a huge amount of hate towards this movie.......and their absolutely right. I disliked this movie from start to finish.
The story line was garbage, and its always the same with optimus prime......get the crap kicked out of him, then at the end of the film finds something deep down in his circuitry and becomes a better fighter. Its predictable and lazy writing. The last knight was equally bad. This franchise gas died its death....the last nail in the transformers coffin. I actually thought the whole idea of a massive metal gorilla was a joke. Well I won't be watching it ever again or will i be recommending it to anyone.
Plane (2023)
Very enjoyable
I believe this film deserves a little bit more of a better review. I enjoyed this film from start to finish. There was action, suspense and a good thrill throughout the movie. Gerald butler played a really good part and so did his supporting actors and actresses. There might be some aviation fanatics out there who will find fault with parts of the film but remember, its a film. I would highly recommend this film to anyone as its easy to watch and I can guarantee once watched who will be glad you had watched it. I think its one for my collection and I would be happy to have for future watching.
Talk to Me (2022)
How 7.2
How the hell did this get a 7.2 rating....this is a below average horror at the best of times. I had high hopes for this movie but yet again let down. I'm a lover of horror films, I see high ratings from a lot but surely these people are just sheep, following the majority. These people cannot be serious, comments such as 'well written', It's not a clever concept, or well executed.....plus the acting is awful. Please watch and please critique if you feel the need. I certainly needed to comment on this as it's been highly overrated. 7.2 is honestly laughable and I'm dreading what these individuals really class as a decent horror movie. A few parts of this movie were OK, buts that's not anyway near makes up for the rating it got.
Moonfall (2022)
Why the hate?
I have no idea why people have given this film a hard time. It's a bit far fetched even fir a sci-fi movie but there's been others that have been mind bending garbage. This was enjoyable, I actually enjoyed the whole concept.
It's original and for that I enjoyed. Really don't know what people expect these days, if it isn't made by one of the top 5 directors and gasnt had £500,00000 budget spent on it then its destiny is sealed as awful. This film was very enjoyable.
Gold (2016)
Great story
This film was well made, great acting and a great great story based on true events.
I enjoyed from start to finish and would highly recommend. Great ending which I didn't see coming with a perfect little twist.
The Night House (2020)
The ending
This started out well, it was eerie and intrigued me....had the foundations to be a great supernatural movie. However, it took a sharp nosedive for the last 20 minutes of the film. Nothing was properly explained in which I felt the film needed. Plus I find the ending very messy and almost rushed. Will not be watching again.
Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank (2022)
Pants
Not worth the watch, Ricky Gervais was an awful villain, silly voice ruined the character. Whole film was basically kung fu pander.....no originality anymore. My daughter was bored with it come halfway through the film. I kept telling her it would get better but it never did.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
Almost
I'm so pissed off about this film, they almost pulled it of, it was a great start and carried on, but then he gets shot gun blasts and Carrie's on like nowt has happened , took a dive at this point.
Great White (2021)
Great white load of crap
What a load of rubbish, acting was bad, story line was bad, the sharks were , bad. Unbelievable and so unrealistic. Please don't waste your time or your money. I unfortunately just bought the dvd forv7 quid and I'm sticking it straight into my get rid of pile.
Unhinged (2020)
Not bad
I enjoyed this movie, I really did. There was a few bits which were hard to digest but hey, it's Russell Crowe. His acting was very good, very menacing and believable.
I'd reccomend this movie to anyone and it would be hard for them not to enjoy. I gave it a solid 7 and I'll stand by that.
Land of the Dead (2005)
CRAP!
This film was garbage, there is no redeeming qualities and I did try and look for a positive. I concluded that there just isn't any. The zombies were atrocious, the acting and actors were just poor. The story line was basic but just boring. I watched it once and I can safely say I will not be revisiting it.
Tayna pechati drakona (2019)
0 star.....please read this before viewing
Oh my god, I have watched thousands of films, this film is one of the worst.
Poor acting
Poor storyline
Poor visual effects.
This film is a cash out for chan and Schwarzenegger. I expected it from Arnold but never fron Jackie chan. Sold his soul for money, a cheap flick. Cant believe chan did the movie the foreigner...is he still the same guy I watched and respected
Leviathan (1989)
Worth a watch
This is definitely worth a watch. Easy watching, straight forward plot. Underwater beasties in confined spaces. Better then that underwater film with Kristin Stewart.
Bigfoot (2018)
Please read this
This film is a joke, I bought this for my daughter and I've never seen such a pile of garbage in my life. The animation looks as if it was put together by some nerd in his grandma's basement, it reminds me of the graphics on the very first games for the sega mega drive. The story line is absolutely bizarre. And the voice overs, wow....it sounds like a bunch of failed theatre actors got together, then got drunk while doing it. This film must of cost about £35 to make. Someone's palm was greased, on the front cover of the dvd case it says shrek has got some competition this year.......no, just no. Someone must of been stoned of their ti*s when sorting that out. How did it even get made and put into shops for sale.
Went the Day Well? (1942)
Timeless classic
This film was brilliant, and at the time it was made it was a great boost for the country. I'll recommend this to anybody.
Ghosts of War (2020)
Waste of time
Wow...what a steaming pile of crap. Very cheap scares, the kind done a million times. Trying to forcibly inject tension into the script that just did not work. And the silly twist at the end was not needed.....I would of had a touch more respect for the movie if they had of kept it as a straight forward ghost film.
W lesie dzis nie zasnie nikt (2020)
Complete garbage
There must be some real amateurs out there who are reviewing this movie. Storyline crap, and the acting is just as crap. Deformed hillbillies ect ect.....crap rubber suits. Just no....please just watch something else.
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Great movie
This was a great film, some great acting and a superb story. It's fun and fast and in seeing some reviews on here I'm gobsmacked at how stupid some people are. It got an 8.3 from IMDb for a reason. I really wonder if some of tbe people making these reviews actually watched the film. Again......fantastic movie.
Hellsing Ultimate (2006)
Preachy or what
Some great action scenes, some great characters. It's just hard watching sometimes due to the preaching in it, about every character waffled on endlessly. Some of the preaching sounded really silly in places....over the top for sure.
EuroTrip (2004)
Funny as foooook
Great film, enjoyed from start to finish.a great American road trip across Europe which delivers laughs on every turn. Well worth a watch .
Krull (1983)
Just a great fantasy film
You cant take the film to serious, it's just an 80's fantasy, and back then there was a good few floating about. It's a good watch with even a touch of horror creeping in to the story. If your not 7 years old and expect the rock dwain Johnson to punch a boulder in half then it's a cool film. Deffo give it a go.
Grand Isle (2019)
Cage does it again
Nicholas Cage has managed to do it again, or can we blame cage, we all know hes had major problems with cash flow in the past. The producers of this film need a new career.......the story line was poor, it felt cheap and rushed. And the acting on all fronts was pretty bad. Stay away from this people, a waste of my time.
Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
Garbage
Don't bother, tried way to hard on a poor storyline. End of the story was a mess....not scary, relied on gore factor which was poor anyway.
Little Monsters (2019)
Missed the mark
It had potential but fell short. It wasn't overly funny, story seemed to be just thrown together. A couple of the actors/actress managed to save the film from being a disaster.
The Field Guide to Evil (2018)
Just don't
This was the biggest pile of crap I've seen in a long time....crap stories... crap acting...extremely low budget, and where was the horror element. Just please, I implore you to stay far away from this waste of time.