Honestly, I'm giving this 2. And it is only because this movie was much better than the previous 2 ones and really tried to salvage the train-wreck that TLJ was. So I think it is unfair to rate it like I rated TLJ, a sound 1 (only because I can't give zero).
No, SW didn't "ruin my childhood", I am simply pointing obvious mistakes which are really inexcusable for a hyped movie such as this.
First -1 star for having continued the destruction of Luke character. There is no excuse for that, even the story being about new characters. If that's so, why then use Han, Leia, Luke, Chewbacca? Minus 1 here is really being generous, what they did to Luke was absolutely inconsistent and unnecessary.
-1 star for not even remotely using Anakin, the most important character of the whole saga, the most powerful jedi ever, while revamping Palpatine in totally chaotic manner. While Anakin is a Force ghost and didn't appear, Palpatine was blown up in the Death Star generator and the Death Star itself blew up, but hey his decrepit physical form was preserved.
-1 star for introducing that ridiculous dagger, in a ridiculous place, accessible in a ridiculous manner, for a ridiculous purpose.
-1 star for putting Snoke as Palpatine puppet without further ado.
-1 star for the C3PO memory wipe, it made no sense and it was unnecessary for the story.
-1 star for Rey miraculous power of cure. This was something that Palpatine and Darth Plagueis needed to train and study a lot before they could do, and not even Vader could do, but Rey's OP character can do anything with no effort. (Alas, blood doesn't matter as Luke is forced to say in the movie)
-1 star for messing with Force ghosts. What is the purpose of relying on Jedis if the Force ghosts can just go and grab light sabers, levitate ships, and ultimately interact with the physical world without the danger of being killed? DUH!!
-1 star for the ending; so Rey is a Palpatine, who never trained, can beat everybody, including Palpatine himself with just two light sabers and pushing his electrical rays back onto him? Seriously, if she is so OP just because she is a Palpatine, would Palpatine himself just die like that? He was, ehmmm, frying the whole rebel fleet just some moments prior ... LOL. And again, Kylo playing basically no role whatsoever in his final defeat. Yoda himself couldn't beat Palpatine like that when Palpatine was allegedly considerably weaker.
So Rey is not only a Mary Sue, she is an outright Godess. Yoda, Vader, Luke, Palpatine, simply puny earthlings.
I could go on detracting Stars for the politically correct intimations in this, but whatever. This is not a movie for children, none of the movies in this new trilogy really are.
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