erioncubi-39919 Reviews

Johnny Stecchino (1991)

Fantastic movie and Roberto Benigni is being Roberto Benigni only with two versions lol

[10/10 · 1 January 2020]

Great movie. Watched it as a teen first and seen it several times after. Roberto Benigni is a genius and a comedy legend. You wont find another one like him in this planet. Amazing character. He plays as two characters. One is Guido and the other one as a gangster Johnny Stecchino which by accident of nature looks exactly like him so Maria sees him while driving in the city and has a plan of replacing him with the bad guy to make the bad guy escape the law by thinking he is dead. I wont say no more. Definetly a must watch for Benigni fans or not.

Nga mesi i errësirës (1978)

What a fantastic Albanian movie

[10/10 · 10 December 2019]

This takes part in WW2 Italian occupied Tirana Albania. The story is amazing. A hard working teenager with no parents to take care of him starts work in the Ministry of Politics as a cleaner and is spotted by a man connected with the Communist Party in Albania. This boy is smart and also patriotic despite his young age. They plan to steal all the ministry archive. You have to watch this movie as its great. No English subtitles yet so only Albanian language I am afraid. Hopefully in the future subtitles.

Everybody Loves Raymond (1996–2005)

Amazing and it never gets old

[10/10 · 9 December 2019]

One of the greatest US shows ever. It's fantastic.The Characters match very well. Full of family problems laughter. Caring and controlling Mum, not bothered and very straight to the point without a care in the world.Two brothers that want to prove which is better but one is the favourite one. Great laughs.

The Irishman (2019)

What else can you say but brilliant

[10/10 · 6 December 2019]

What a fantastic movie with legendary cast. Brilliant story and focused on certain events that happened as well. Al Pacino WOW, Joe Pesci WOW, De Niro WOW. We can call these trio the greatest ever. Enjoyed every bit of it.

Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

We don't need this

[1/10 · 26 October 2019]

I would rather watch T2 every 4 years instead of these horrible sequels. How can you end up from that to this? No passion, horrible acting. I gave it a chance for Arnold but this is WOW.

Gemini Man (2019)

Awful movie and to think we expected so much

[2/10 · 11 October 2019]

I was exited to go and watch Gemini Man and thought it would be great or at least good but instead it was boring with terrible story and horrible acting. It made me nearly fall asleep, my friend next to me fell asleep. For an action movie to do that is really bad. A movie its not all about effects and even at that it fails. They stand behind a wooden fence and a new technology super machine gun that shoots 500 rounds a second fails to destroy it and they hide behind that lol? It's a 12 Age rated movie but come on lol. So much hype but it brought nothing.

Joker (I) (2019)

Joker What a movie. Amazingly done

[10/10 · 11 October 2019]

Joker WOW What a Movie with a fantastic story. I didn't expect it to be as good. Joker exposes the Wayne legacy and is our new Hero, Never seen it from his side of the story.I understand where he comes from and the struggles with life. Rich class heartless and the government system is dead. Very intense. This deserves an Oscar and Mr Phoenix you are a Legend. Amazing acting.

The Voyeur (1994)

Fantastic Erotic Movie and one of my favourite Tinto Brass Movies

[10/10 · 6 October 2019]

I love Voyeur. Everything about it is amazing. Story, actors and nudity. You can get the uncut or cut versions of this movie. Also for sale on dvd and Blu Ray Uncut which I own. The leading woman is gorgeous and the nudity is a turn on for any man. Not in a dirty way but appreciating the female beauty. I wont spoil the story but I love it. Son and Father story and with Italian Erotica you can expect great stuff. Tinto Brass is an amazing director as well. Everything in the movie is thought very well.

Crawl (I) (2019)

Crocodiles vs super human lead characters

[3/10 · 27 September 2019]

This movie has so many flaws that it takes longer to talk about than the movie itself. Other humans just die so easy but the father and his daughter survive life threatening injuries and on top of that swim like nothing happened lol. If a crock that size got hold of you which did more than once you are finished. The power bite would snap you in half. Short movie that didn't deliver anything and wont be remembered at all but for a movie Made in Serbia is what you can expect. Not a bad attempt to make it in the big league. Keep trying but do a better job next time.

Ad Astra (2019)

Average story and in reality could never happen but Brad Pitt does a good job

[5/10 · 26 September 2019]

Ad Astra is an average movie nothing to be exited about. Nice beautiful space pictures but thats all. In reality nothing would work what happens in Ad Astra. Try to enter the Space Ship from the bottom when is turned on and ready to leave lol? Nope. Firing guns in a confined space ship? Nope. Trying to grab yourself to the space station at that Speed? Nope. Space Pirates? Crazy human killer Baboons? Seriously? As a movie it is idiotic and nothing to praise it for but different and Brad Pitt does a good job. We seen a few Space Movies in the last few years and all different.

Downton Abbey (2019)

Watching paint dry is more exiting

[1/10 · 25 September 2019]

All the people that give this movie good score or 10/10 will be judged by history. Boring with no story. People that enjoy this movie are high class wannabe's and still nostalgic about the British old times. This movie gives nothing.

Rambo: Last Blood (2019)

A graphic violent Rambo. Revenge is everything

[10/10 · 23 September 2019]

Great story and with a purpose to get justice. Revenge is everything and what Rambo knows best. Very graphic violent Rambo and enemies don't realise what Rambo is capable of.Bad mistake amigos. Critics need to realise it's a 2019 movie. Different approach to action is needed and graphic violence in movies is what people " the new generation" want today. Why Mexicans? Mexico is are a very spoken subject in the US recently so how to get people's attention lets go after bad Mexicans.