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Nazi Overlord (2018)
Tom Sizemore get a real job like McDonald's
I watched this mostly to laugh at what a huge pile of human crap Tom Sizemore has become. The only problem is his screen time doesn't even amount to 10 minutes. It's as if he did half a day of filming to score some crack money then he left to go smoke it but never came back. He didn't give two sh*its about his performance that's for sure. Oh yeah and he plays a colonel but is clearly wearing staff sergeant chevrons on his coat. Who's the person advising on the military details in this movie? 2 minutes of FREE Wikipedia research could have corrected this idiotic mistake. Or even employing a homeless veteran you see flying a sign on a hot corner would have produced a better product.
Anyways the movie starts with these poor excuses of soldiers landing on the beaches of Normandy. None of this scene makes any sense. There's no landing craft and only a few soldiers even visible along a large section of beach. The Germans are actually charging out to these couple of bad actors on the beach to fight them in hand to hand combat. I guess if these were the actual GI's who did land the Germans would have done the same thing and won in real life. But I'm assuming this was all staged so the lead actor could strangle one of the Germans or maybe he was the one being strangled until one of his guys saved him? It's not worth remembering anyways and completely idiotic.
Next thing you know enter drug induced Staff Sergeant Colonel Tom Sizemore to give this Captain who's in charge of 6-8 bearded soldiers a mission. A really stupid mission to literally drive in a truck from the Normandy beachhead to Romania. Yes Romania. It even shows their route across German occupied Europe. They even drive through neutral Switzerland. Wouldn't the Italian front have been a shorter trip??? Why am I even trying to entertain this being feasible. Anyways, yep a couple of GI's in uniform and in a US Army marked truck on a road trip through German occupied Europe. The person who wrote this should throw themselves off a cliff.
The mission is to save or capture some British scientist who went crazy and is now working for the Germans. She's doing meaningless experiments that involve bugs taking over the world or something similar. The scientist is Nicolas Cage's daughter in that other terrible movie Face Off. Or was she John Travolta's daughter? Anyways she shows her pancake tits for no reason which was probably the most painful part of this whole movie. Not to mention about a solid half hour of the movie takes place in this crappy lab.
Well fast forward because I'm tired of thinking about it and we're back to Tom Sizemore for 5 of his 10 minutes of film time and the movie is over, finally.
Crap movie -10 stars.