slasherfan Reviews

Children of the Living Dead (2001 Video)

Z-Grade borebom TRASH, watch it if you want to punish youself.

[1/10 · 22 July 2001]

This "movie" starts out in the sixties with gangs of bad actors (bar Savini) killing off tons of zombies. Two members go in search of children from a missing school bus "Don't worry, zombies don't like children" Savini's charicter says. The two wonder into a barn and find he children, meeting up with a zombie Savini kills it, then for some reason wastes all his rounds shooting at nothing, then another zombie attacks and kills him. Years later the old barn is still up and haunted by Abbot Hays, a zombie, some teens deside to p*** on his mothers grave, in anger Abbot steps out infront of their car, the teens recodnise him and deside to drive off the road which leads them off a cliff, killing them. Ah God, that's it, I'm not going to go into this movie more, it's boring me just trying to give the story, all you need to know is that this movie stinks, it's boring, I hated it as I'm sure alot of other people will two, Even Tom Savini has expressed great hate for the movie. Please, do yourself a favior and skip it, actully, BURN IT.

Goosebumps (1995–1998)

Tence Terrorfying and SCARY AS HELL

[8 May 2001]

I am a 29 year old, I have grown up on movies Like The Exorcist, Friday The 13th, Halloween but nothing I have ever seen compares to GOOSEBUMPS. It's hard to believe that this series is on so early and that kids can buy the videos, they should be NC-17 for Goosebumps is far to scary for children. Ever since I started watching this series I have been to afraid to turn off my lights, I mean this show is to intence for anyone to take, believe me the first time I saw tat living dummy I almost banged my head off the roof as I jumps from fright, I just can't watch this show anymore, I fear it will give me a heart attack one day or my roommate will walk in one day and just find me dead on the floor from fright. ONLY WATCH IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE IT.

The Bogus Witch Project (2000 TV Movie)

I'm so sorry..... I ever rented this movie.

[1/10 · 24 November 2000]

This has to be one of the worst, most boring movies I have ever seen in my whole entire life. There is really not plot but that mightent matter. It's just a bunch of "jokes" together. The movie consists of short stories spoofing the Blair Witch Project. The same unfunny joke is used over and over again, the movie never ends, the actors all look bored, I was almost asleep watching this unfunny movie AVOID -10/10

Primal Rage (1988)

It's not great but it will do for a nights entertainment.

[7/10 · 7 October 2000]

Primal Rage isn't anything special, some people would consider it really bad but it isn't all that bad. the acting isn't bad but the movie is a bit predictable, the story line is not very original but the movie is entertaining. If you see it in the video store and you can't really find anything else you want to watch Primal Rage is a good substatute. The last half and hour of the movie makes it all very worth while. I gave Primal Rage 7/10.

Slumber Party Massacre III (1990)

Suspenseful, gory and exciting.

[8/10 · 3 October 2000]

After a hard day of partying on the beach a group of girls head to Jackies house for a slumber party. Little do they know a weirdo has followed them home. As the party begins, the girls drink beer, a weird neighbour spys on them and the freak from the beach hangs around outside spying on them. The guys turn up to scare the girls and get invited to the party. One of the girls invites a guy named Ken that she meet on the beach to the party. Before long a dead body is found in the closet and the girls panic. It's not long before they are all being chased by a psycho wielding a drill.

WOW, I truly loved Slumber Party Massacre III, it was a great movie, but I had to look past a few things, most of the girls and guys could not act, the character were very stupid, they kept knocking out the killer then running off, leaving him to get up and resume killing. If you look past the stupidity of this movie you begin to see how much fun it is. The twist with this one is that the killer is one of the teenagers, or one of the weirdos, we don't find out until halfway through, the killer also has more of a character, he isn't just an escaped mental person, or someone that just decided to show up for no reason. The is alot of gore in this movie (and I saw the cut version) the deaths aren't all drills, there is a chainsaw and even a for sale sign comes into play. Over all this is the best of the three, many might disagree with me, but it's my opinion and I love this trilogy and I think the third is the best.

Jack Frost (1997 Video)

It's not a good movie, it's a bad movie, but it's meant to be.

[8/10 · 2 October 2000]

Jack frost is not a good movie, it's a down right BAD movie, but that's what makes it so much fun to watch. The people who made it must of known that no one would take a killer snowman seriously so neither do they. The deaths are gory and fun, in fact the whole movie is just so much fun to watch, it's so cheesy, people running at the snowman with blow driers, what else can you do but laugh. If you feel like serious chills and fear, avoid Jack Frost, but if your looking for a fun movie give Jack Frost a go. I award this 8/10 just cause it made me laugh alot.

Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)

just alot of FUN

[9/10 · 2 October 2000]

God Bless DVD, they are releasing alot of hard to find movies on it and I managed to get this one. I wasn't expecting anything big but boy was this movie FUN. The killer was cool, the suspense was good, the deaths were GORY but the ending DOES suck. I gave this movie 9/10 (no I'm not on drugs) it was just alot of fun.

The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

Cool Fun

[18 July 2000]

Living in Ireland had a drawback, this movie was cut to hell and the cuts where noticeable. But i loved this cheesy 80s slasher film, it has some great chase scenes and some cool deaths and sound effects and the last 20 minutes rocked, go get this now.