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America's Sweethearts (2001)
The Girls Were Great ---But.
The movie basically is awful. Some of the characters are as phony as a $3.00 bill. I actually went to sleep for a few moments during the first half. Having said that I must say the Girls were fantastic.Catherine Zeta Jones is simply gorgeous. Great actress in a difficult if not stupid part. Julia Roberts is simply terrific as usual. Stupid remarks like the size of her lovers Penis was simply foolish. The dog/crotch situation was funny for about 5 seconds. After that it was simply a pain in the Crotch. What a shame it was as bad as it is. Glad I saw it but just for the girls. Billy Crystal---come on now, you can do much better than this.
Legally Blonde (2001)
A Fun Movie
The plot is ridiculous, the characters, for the most part are ridiculous which simply makes the Movie "Great". Very entertaining to say the least. The "Dumb Blonde, who actually is brilliant, Gets Even". Laura Jean Reese Witherspoon's acting in this movie is simply brilliant. She "is" the movie. Don't miss this one.
Shrek (2001)
Best Movie Of The Year
What a delight...Great story with the twists and turns. Funny, clever,the art work and animation are simply fantastic. Can't think of any other movie animation ever that was better. Period. This is a must see film and as the word spreads it should stay near the top for a long time. Got to be a $250,000,000 plus film.
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
Never a Dull Moment
Angelina Jolie is simply captivating. Her real stunts and action sequences are simply among the best ever put on film. Add to this her personal controversy, and you simply have to see this film. I was unaware that her real Father Jon Voight plays her real father in the film. A bit of irony. The plot a little contrived and rambling but worth the wait and the action. Again, not an award winner by any means but a real action/money maker....See it for sure..
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Simply Awful
I have not walked out of a movie in 20 years. I did this one. The opening is so ridiculous with the modern songs "Nature Boy" written by a 17 year old boy probably in the 40's by "Om" a nickname my sister in law gave him. She knew him well. This movie takes place in 1900. The opening was so boring, I slipped out of the theater and joined the movie "Shrek" for the second time. When it was over I returned to "Moulin Rouge" for the last 10 minutes. Other than the lavish sets which were not shown off as well as could have been...it was again simply awful. And I love Nicole....Oh well - at least I got to enjoy "Shrek" again.
Shrek (2001)
Best Movie Of The Year
What a delight...Great story with the twists and turns. Funny, clever,the art work and animation are simply fantastic. Can't think of any other movie animation ever that was better. Period. This is a must see film and as the word spreads it should stay near the top for a long time. Got to be a $250,000,000 plus film.
A Knight's Tale (2001)
Entertaining
I went to see this movie because I had heard some good things about it. I was not disapointed. The acting was excellent. The action was superb and the way they implemented modern day music into the plot, particularly in the dance sequence was simply a stroke of Genius. You can not help but feel that the central characters interest in women will transfer to the one who makes his Armor etc. Not to be however. Well written plot with good character development. G0 and see it for sure....
Along Came a Spider (2001)
A Good One
After reading some of the more informed critics views on this film I almost did dot see it. What a mistake that would have been. Good-Good film. Not to be missed. Great acting by Morgan Freeman. The plot twists were great even though a little far fetched. Won't win the academy award but will keep you more than interested. See it!
Sinful Obsession (1999)
This Will Keep You Watching
Loaded with sexual scenes, this film will keep you wanting to see more. Nikki is simply beautiful with a great body. You wonder,if in fact they are actually having Sex. The story line is somewhat believable and interesting. This movie has been shown on Showtime several times in the late hours. If you like a good "RR" movie, then don't miss this one.
Someone Like You... (2001)
Ashley Judd-Terrrrrific
What an enjoyable movie. Ashley Judd is simply terrific. Her acting ability places her among the absolute best. She is this movie period. Marisa Tomei adds a great deal as her best friend. Ellen Barkin does a great job as the "Tough Talk Show Host" .I was surprised at how bad the critics in general disliked this movie. Wake up folks. This was an enjoyable, funny and well acted bit of fluff. Don't miss it.
Hannibal (2001)
Boring
I really wanted to see this one. All the Hype and memories of "Silence" I thought it was confusing, and slow moving. The last half was much better when the plot finally got into gear. The acting was superb.So in summary, it was a disappointment but still would not want to have missed it.
Miss Congeniality (2000)
Just A Fun Movie
Having just seen "O Brother---" It was a real pleasure seeing a fun movie. Now no one expected a fantastic, twisting plot. True. No one expected an award winning Oscar potential show. True again. But everyone did expect to see one of our favorite female stars put on a good show and She Did. Sandra Bullock simply lights up a screen. Likeable and honest, She simply can not fail. See it, You will Love it.
Unbreakable (2000)
One Of The Worst Ever
What was hyped as a "Better" film that "The 6th Sense" was so disappointing I hardly have words to express how bad it was . Boring. Totally off the wall with its development and the closing so poor as to make this one of the Worst movies ever made.What did any one think who had anything to do with this movie? Bruce Willis is so boring that I almost fell asleep during the first hour. What could have been an outstanding idea simply floundered ...... Unbearably bad. Will be anxious to see how fast this movie goes off the charts. Simply Awful....
Vertical Limit (2000)
Hand Wrenching
No need to wait for something to happen here. This entire show was almost too much to watch. Some of the characters did not relate at all or were poorly outlined, but action??? Fantastic. Almost too much...go see it..
Unbreakable (2000)
One Of The Worst Ever
What was hyped as a "Better" film that "The 6th Sense" was so disappointing I hardly have words to express how bad it was . Boring. Totally off the wall with its development and the closing so poor as to make this one of the Worst movies ever made.What did any one think who had anything to do with this movie? Bruce Willis is so boring that I almost fell asleep during the first hour. What could have been an outstanding idea simply floundered ...... Unbearably bad. Will be anxious to see how fast this movie goes off the charts. Simply Awful....
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Enjoyable Farce
All the critics panned this show. "Waste of time" "Poorly Written" etc. Where is their sense of humor. It was great. I did not expect much but was pleasantly surprised. This is a fun movie......period. Loved the ending with the take outs.....More please.
The Perfect Storm (2000)
This is a "Must See Movie"
It is everything you have heard about and more. Clooney will not be up for the academy award but does a good convincing job. The cast is great but the effects and the fact that this is a true story is awesome. Mastrantonio is fantastic as the Female"Other Captain". The Helicopter and Sailboat rescue scenes are brilliant. If you tend to get sea sick, take a pill before you go and bring a crying towel. "This is a Must See Movie"
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Outstanding
It's been a long time since I have been to a movie where people laughed out loud, cheered and applauded. They did on this one as did I. Don't miss it. Roberts best ever. Oscar next year? Albert Finney was great. The cast was supportive and it's A True Story.
The Cider House Rules (1999)
Outstanding
Michael Cane is simply amazing. The entire cast was terrrrific. Enjoyable movie that you can follow without getting a headache. Would highly recommend.Having been to "Maine" I can assure you that Mr.Cane's accent was perfect.Charlize Theron is simply an outstanding talent.Excellent acting throughout.