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Steel (1997)
this movie is absolutely hilarious
"Eat the hot dog, don't be the hot dog," best line Judd Nelson's ever delivered. Every superhero cliché known is thrown in and hammed up to the extreme. The father figure killed by the bad guys, the tech whiz buddy that makes all of Steel's gear, the big bad evil high tech corporation, the sidekick in the wheelchair with the touching scene in which Shaq denies help her back up after she falls out onto the floor, and enough horribly brain dead one liners to choke several giraffes.
The Fantastic Four (1994)
well, it was better than dr. mordred
It's cheesy enough to make a good MST3K episode, but rather boring otherwise without something else around to make it more interesting. The unaired Justice League TV pilot with the special appearance by David Ogden Stiers as the Martian Manhunter was much more entertaining than this movie, actually.