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Simon Sez (1999)
he he he
well, most consider double team to be one of the best worst movies out there. it had bad acting, bad dialogue, pointless crap and above all van damm. here we have everything cept for van damm-i-suck. and thus you get one of the biggest pieces of strait to video trash ever conceived and produced. however, what can possibly be expected. not much i suppose. but some bang for your buck. when i rented this movie expectations were low, but man it was blown to kingdom come. rodman, was as bad as you can expect, and even worse. the villains were one dimensional cardboard cutouts, without a ounce of acting skills. then there are the sidekicks...i have never wanted someone to be maimed, and killed as much as the main sidekick to rodman. he was truly annoying. and killed everything, (if anything) the movie had going for it. please oh god kill him. the monk sidekicks, weren't much better, but at least they had less to do. in terms of it, it's every bad movie lovers dream, but only if you can stand the annoying sidekicks. i couldn't. it went from fun bad movie, to just plain bad.
Death Dimension (1978)
whoo hooo what a flick
hot dang, this was the movie to watch. i have never seen a movie so poorly done, this was hilarious. from the really cheezy acting to the awful lighting and editing this movie had it all. sure it wasn't supposed to be funny but hey, neither was shaft and yet i still cryed myself laughing. the acting alone was worth watching. from the mob boss cardboard cut out of oddjob, to the unbelivabley repetitive asking of questions (so why is it hatien?)if bad is what you are looking for bad is what you will get, long live the black eliminator. HEE HEE
Shen san qi xia (1970)
Funny but eventually boring
What made the movie for me was the difference between the dubbed dialoge and the subtitles. The subtitles alone sometimes is enough to make you laugh. However this only keeps the movie going for so long after a while the movie gets boring as hell and you just want o turn it off cause you don't know nor care about what's going on.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
whoa nelly what a messed up film
south park bigger longer and uncut it definiteley is. i live in canada and let me say the AA rating that was given is way off. this should be rated R. this is not to say that the movie is bad, by all means no. this movie is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. my only problem might be that parker and stone went out of their way to insult as many people as they could but somehow left the Chinese population out of it, that offended me the most. other than that this movie is a romping good time. the only people who might dislike it would be those who are extremely touchy, and even those people would get at least some laughs. the highlight of the movie for me was the project deemed "project human shield" in which all the black people in the army were assigned.that type of humor is what you can expect from this flick. nothing subtle here. if you want to pee yourself laughing i suggest you see this movie. (****1/2 out of 5)
Jack Frost (1997)
you've probably already seen it if you're here...
which means that the only reason your looking at this review is to see what other people think. however if you haven't well you can still read on. if you are bored and have nothing better to do, or if youre looking for a wickedly funny horribly bad film than this is definitely one of the ones you should pick. i mean just look at the freggin tagline "He's chillin...and killin" that alone should either make or break your decision. that corny dialogue goes on throughout the entire movie. if youre looking for good acting then this is NOT the place to find it, in fact this is not the place to find anything decent unless your looking for something really bad and i do mean bad. but whatever you do, do not take this movie seriously, to do so would be like renting casablanca for all its faults, its just plain wrong. so please rent this movie to laugh at if you do you'll give it a 4 out of 5 stars like me:-)