Supergirl (TV Series)
Will the Real Miss Tessmacher Please Stand Up? (2019)
Andrea Brooks: Eve Teschmacher
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Quotes
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Lena Luthor : Oh, good. You found my plane.
Eve Teschmacher : [crackling a cattle prod] I hoped it wouldn't come to this.
Lena Luthor : Really?
[drawing a collapsible baton from her boot]
Lena Luthor : 'Cause I did.
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Kara Danvers : Where's Lex?
Eve Teschmacher : I saw what he was doing to those poor aliens, and I just couldn't stand by him anymore.
Lena Luthor : Cut the crap, Eva Braun. You're a backstabber and a liar.
Eve Teschmacher : You're right. I am lying. But I really do love you guys. I just love Lex more. I'm always gonna be on his side.
Lena Luthor : You're going to jail. But whether it's an American prison or a Siberian hole in the ground is up to me right now. So you're gonna tell us what we wanna know. Now.
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Lena Luthor : Looks like Lex is helping the Kaznians to invade America.
Eve Teschmacher : That's the plan.
Lena Luthor : But a Kaznian invasion on American soil would be like a child throwing rocks at a tank.
Eve Teschmacher : Lex has a tank. Tank. Tank. Tank.
Lena Luthor : Eve?
Eve Teschmacher : Tank. Tank. Tank. Tank. Tank. Tank. Tank. Tank. Tank.
Lena Luthor : All right.
[catching her and sitting her down]
Lena Luthor : Lex must have done something to her. Trigger word.
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Kara Danvers : That's Supergirl.
Eve Teschmacher : Lexie calls her Ryzhaya Dch.
Lena Luthor : That's "Red Daughter".
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Kara Danvers : Red Daughter, is she still here?
Lena Luthor : Eve. Where is she?
Eve Teschmacher : [laughing, as she enters] With Lex, obviously.
Lena Luthor : [surprised] Eve? But the Harun-El can't duplicate humans.
Kara Danvers : [realizing] He used Kopy.
[Eve taps her watch, which triggers an alarm, and rubble begins to fall]
Eve Teschmacher : The two of you shouldn't be here. But as long as you are, stay a while.
Lena Luthor : [pulling Kara to her feet] We've got ten minutes before this building comes crashing down. Come on.
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Eve Teschmacher : [tasing Lena] I wish you didn't make me do that.
Lena Luthor : [slugging her, then revealing the cattle prod hit Kara's tape recorder] Thank you, Kara.
[looking down at Eve on the ground]
Lena Luthor : Snake on a plane.
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Lena Luthor : Those are DEO power-dampening cuffs. All of the test subjects here were prisoners of the DEO desert facility. That's why Lex was spying on it.
Kara Danvers : What is he building?
[they jump as they hear a loud bang nearby]
Kara Danvers : Is someone there?
Lena Luthor : [grabbing a cattle prod for self-defense] Come out now and we won't hurt you.
[Kara opens the door]
Lena Luthor : [surprised] Eve?
Eve Teschmacher : [her old bright and chipper self] Kara. Lena. You found me. I was so scared.
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Kara Danvers : Let's start with the aliens. We know you've been trying to harness their powers. Why?
Eve Teschmacher : I don't...
Kara Danvers : [she suddenly stops, like a computer powering down] Eve?
Eve Teschmacher : [perking up, like a computer rebooting] Kara! Hi.
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Kara Danvers : You were about to tell us about the aliens. What does Lex do to them?
Eve Teschmacher : Lex likes to keep his plans compartmentalized.
Kara Danvers : Even from the love of his life?
Eve Teschmacher : You think I'm the love of his life?
Lena Luthor : [advancing menacingly] Oh, I think you're...
Kara Danvers : [restraining her] He trusted you for a reason. You were helping him experiment on DEO prisoners. How did he get access to them?
Eve Teschmacher : Someone inside helped him.
Lena Luthor : You're saying this was an authorized prison transfer?
Eve Teschmacher : Yes.
Kara Danvers : Who authorized it?
Eve Teschmacher : I'm not sure. Someone in the government. Someone high up.
Kara Danvers : What do you keep looking at?
[seeing claw marks on the floor]
Kara Danvers : These claw marks lead somewhere.
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Lena Luthor : Lex was only using you, you know.
Eve Teschmacher : Lex loves me.
Lena Luthor : The only person Lex loves is himself.