Holidate (2020)

Frances Fisher: Elaine

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• Elaine : I want you to find someone who has real potential, not this holidate crap like your aunt.

  Sloane : She seems like she's having fun.

  Elaine : She's gonna die alone in a wheelchair and a diaper. Is that what you want?

  Sloane : Do I get a male nurse?

• Elaine : Oh, well, I know the holidays can be stressful, but no man wants to marry a smoker... who lies.

  Sloane : Well, no man wants a bitchy mother-in-law, so I guess that's three strikes.

• Elaine : She doesn't need another friend. She needs a husband, a partner, someone who is legally bound to be there during the chemo.

  Sloane : What chemo?

  Elaine : Oh, honey, don't kid yourself. You have bad genes - and bald women don't really get a lot of dates.

  Jackson : You have nothing to worry about, okay? Sloane is a great girl - even bald.

  Elaine : Then why aren't you sleeping with her?

• Elaine : This is what you wear to Christmas dinner? Don't you even own a dress?

  Sloane : I'm great, Mom. Thanks. House looks... beautiful.

  Elaine : Well, your Aunt Susan brought at-the-mall Santa home, and, uh, your nephew just pooped in the manger.

  Abby : Ugh, it was a tiny poo. I mean, he moved the baby Jesus first.