- Marge Childers: What do you want?
- Officer Ned Pearson: Mornin' ma'am. Officer Ned Pearson, Department of Natural Resources Officer.
- Marge Childers: We ain't got no marijuana. Ouch!
- Officer Ned Pearson: Huh?
- Marge Childers: Little turd bit me!
- Marge Childers: I think you should stick to countin' ticks off possum's butts, Mister DNR. Ouch!
- Maybelline Childers: My daddy wouldn't kill nobody! And he ain't got no marijuana!