- Mary Cooper: [after George Sr refuses to let Veronica go home with her mother's boyfriend, Mary hears a thump] What's goin' on out there?
- George Cooper Sr: [George Sr comes into the kitchen, nursing his hand] You might want to call the police.
- Mary Cooper: Why?
- George Cooper Sr: There's a bum sleepin' on our front porch.
- Georgie Cooper: [after George took a Polaroid picture of Georgie cleaning his room for Veronica] What are you doing?
- George Cooper Sr: Documentation. This may never happen again.
- Mary Cooper: You know that Veronica Duncan girl?
- George Cooper Sr: The one that Georgie likes?
- Mary Cooper: Yeah. I was thinkin' about havin' her stay here for a couple days.
- George Cooper Sr: Wh-, is it Georgie's birthday or somethin'?
- Mary Cooper: No! She's just havin' a rough time at home.
- George Cooper Sr: [takes a sip of his beer] What's goin' wrong?
- Mary Cooper: Her mother's boyfriend has a drinkin' problem, and things have been gettin' out of hand.
- George Cooper Sr: You waited 'til I had a beer to tell me this story, didn't you?
- Mary Cooper: You always have a beer.
- Missy Cooper: [to Veronica at the Cooper dinner table] You're so tall and pretty. You should be Vanna White.
- Georgie Cooper: How can she be Vanna White? Vanna White is Vanna White.
- Missy Cooper: Fine. She can be Vanna Blue.
- Sheldon Cooper: [Georgie brings the box carrying his girlie magazines out to the garage, where Sheldon is doing something on the workbench, and sets it down] What's in there?
- Georgie Cooper: [Firmly] Don't open this!
- Sheldon Cooper: Why? What is it?
- Georgie Cooper: [as he walks back in the house] Don't open it!
- Mary Cooper: [at dinner] So, good news. We're gonna have a house guest for a couple days.
- Georgie Cooper: [annoyed] Oh, not Aunt Ruth.
- Sheldon Cooper: Her beard is very scratchy.
- George Cooper Sr: My sister doesn't have a beard!
- Missy Cooper: Did she shave it?