Minor Crimes

Glenn: That's my rainy day fund. Corporate sets aside a certain amount of the budget for miscellaneous maintenance, so whenever we don't use it, I just take out in cash and set it aside. You know, just in case.

Jonah: But they think you spent this on maintenance.

Glenn: Yeah, and I would have if I needed to, but I didn't. So just leave it there for the next manager.

Jonah: Wait, so so you told them you spent money you didn't spend.

Glenn: Mm-hmm.

Jonah: Then you took the money and kept it in a bag hidden in your office.

Glenn: Yeah.

Jonah: Isn't that embezzlement?

Glenn: No, embezzlement is when you put jewels on your jacket.

Jonah: I think you mean bedazzling.

Mateo: Which is also a crime.