iZombie (TV Series)

Filleted to Rest (2019)

Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti

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• Laila : Wow! Someone is happy ugly crying in her office right now.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : How do you think she'll feel when you show up in person on Tuesday?

  Laila : A brick will dislodge in her colon.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : That's a bit - a vivid image.

  Laila : Yeah, it's not gonna be pretty.

• Ravi Chakrabarti : She was conked in the head, then wrapped up. Sometime around 1:00 a.m.

  Clive Babineaux : Conked with what?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Based on the bruise, something about the width of a French bread.

  Clive Babineaux : We don't need to have a motif here.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : You asked.

• Ravi Chakrabarti : So, I searched the AKA database for that utopian chemist Major told us about from the surveillance tape.

  Olivia Moore : Beanpole Bob?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Not a single hit. Several variations of Mike the Pole, Joe the Pole, so-and-so the pole, all miscreants of Polish descent. Ooh, one Beanpole Jim, and a cat burglar who perished in an AC duct. Zero Beanpole Bobs.

• Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, please don't be a grosser than normal death that ruins my memory of the most incredible romantic meal of my life.

  Olivia Moore : You brought Peyton to Le Dome? On your salary?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : So worth dropping premium cable.

• Ravi Chakrabarti : Charlie just asked for help getting her sister Laila a message?

  Laila : And yet, she's the smart one. The one that doesn't realize saying "twin" is the same as saying "sister," but with more information.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Unless the twin is a brother.