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5/10
No Namaste in This Family
lavatch19 December 2020
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There is an appalling irony in the situation of the Birch Springs Family Health Center. On the one hand, the yoga and meditation classes are touting spiritual passages like "Let the wave of calm was over you." But on the other, the tortured family members running the business are constantly at each other's throats.

Lauren has taken over the family health center and made it a great success due to her teaching. But there is still an enormous rift in her family due to an accusation that her husband Ian was unfaithful to her. The allegation was made by Amanda, Lauren's sister. The family members were so embittered that Amanda left for New York. Now, three years later, she returns home for the grand opening of the new center. Amanda's presence is like ripping a scab off of an old wound.

Lauren does not help her own cause by suddenly announcing at a family dinner that she wants Amanda to be the co-owner of the center. Neither the husband, the son, nor the assistant thinks that is a good idea. With no consultation of her partners, Lauren instantly antagonizes them all and sets in motion the machinery of her own demise.

On the day of the grand opening, Lauren drops dead while making her welcoming speech at the party. The semi-divine Lauren is then treated as a martyr. But the saintly Lauren was acting more like a prima donna at the dinner table spat when, like a spoiled brat, she insisted on Amanda taking 50% control of the business. Now, it is clear that someone in the inner circle murdered Lauren. The only suspects are the husband Ian, the son Charlie, and Lauren's assistant and Charlie's live-in girlfriend, Maya.

The filmmakers erred in giving away the identity of the killer in the film's title. But that was only the least of the problems with this film. The overall nastiness of all of the family members (even the saintly Lauren!) was set in counterpoint with the sharing of love and internal peace at the meditation center. The lovely poetic imagery was set in relief with an almost ghoulish sense of the macabre in the death of Lauren, the attempt to kill the young recovering alcoholic Charlie, and Ian's adultery.

Detective Josh Stone, Amanda's high school sweetheart, was completely inept in his investigatory skills. The melodrama played out almost by chance as the villain got caught up in the exact opposite of what the Birch Springs Family Health Center had to offer. No need to bow, clasp hands, and say a loving "Namaste" in this family!
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3/10
Is anyone there?
mattfrancis-039632 June 2021
A line from the film, is anyone there. That's what I was thinking, is anyone there when they made this. Lacking any conviction, weak acting and execution, some of the dialogue is off and too easy. The film feels more like a mid afternoon soap drama, with a low budget and cheap drama.
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5/10
Another Lifetime mess: good direction, problematic script
mgconlan-119 June 2019
The very title of "Deadly Assistant" is a "spoiler" that carefully undoes the suspense writers Blaine Chiappetta and Nicole Schubert carefully created in their script. It was ironic to be watching this right after a "60 Minutes" segment on "Game of Thrones," since Chiappetta and Schubert carefully depicted the struggle for control of a little yoga studio out in a California suburb with all the High Seriousness of the battle for the Iron Throne in the big eight-year series. The film opens in the middle of a yoga class being led by Lauren Birch (Kate Gilligan) - we're told the studio is being closed pending renovation and a big reopening but Lauren is still leading classes there, and she's recorded a number of motivational tapes (or downloads, or streams, or whatever) which her students use both in her studio and wherever else they may be. The plot kicks off when Lauren's sister Amanda (Jeannette Sousa) arrives in town after a big job in New York just finished and attempts to re-integrate into Lauren's family, which consists of her husband Ian (Philip Boyd), their son Charlie (Keenan Tracey) and the son's girlfriend Maya (Breanne Hill), who also works as Lauren's assistant at the local salon. Three years before Amanda visited Lauren and caught Ian kissing another woman; she reported to her sister that he was having an affair, Lauren didn't believe it, and the conflict between the two sisters over the issue never got resolved. Charlie, Ian's and Lauren's son, had a severe alcohol and drug problem, though he got into a "program" and has been clean and sober for three years. Chiappetta and Schubert throw us a big curveball in the opening since we expect from the usual iconography of Lifetime movies - and the title - that Lauren is going to be the central character and the plot will be about the deadliness of her assistant Maya, and how she stumbles onto the truth about her and what will happen when she does. Instead Lauren is killed in the second act when the studio has its grand reopening, she stammers through her big opening speech, then collapses and dies of a mysterious "heart attack."

One problem with this movie is that once Lauren exits, there goes the one character we actually like - though in an inspired touch the characters continue to listen to Lauren's motivational recordings, thereby giving her a weird ghost-like quality through which she continues to "haunt" the action even in a non-supernatural story. The writers clearly intended to maintain the suspense over which of the remaining principals in the family was trying to do in all the others, but the title Lifetime slapped on their work (replacing an almost-as-revealing working title, "The Protégé") makes it all too obvious to us. The film was directed by Daphne Zuniga, who has 79 credits on imdb as an actress (the one I can remember seeing is Mel Brooks' "Star Wars" spoof "Spaceballs," in which she played the Carrie Fisher role) but only two as director: this film and a documentary on the TED talks. Like a lot of other Lifetime directors, especially the female ones, Zuniga turns in an excellent job but is hamstrung by a script that is sometimes genuinely powerful (I particularly like the way Lauren's recorded voice haunts the other characters via her motivational tapes even after she's gone) and sometimes just silly.
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1/10
Maybe the most predictable movie ever
Bonita7227 July 2020
All characters act like idiots and yes, the killer is the one that you guessed.

He/She has the killer's look, acts like one and IS the killer.

Soooo predictable!!! Don't bother.
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1/10
Ridiculous
beatriceweager8 November 2020
Ridiculous movie, ridiculous story line. Everything about this movie was ridiculous even the acting.
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2/10
Deadly Dumb
phd_travel7 September 2019
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The plot is weaker than the average Lifetime movie. Everyone is so dumb. The way they jump from suspect to suspect is idiotic. As if the Father would want to kill the son, or the son would want to kill the Mother.

They are all so dumb they all deserve the deadly assistant.

Don't bother.
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6/10
Wait, this was directed by Daphne Zuniga?
rightisright11 August 2019
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This would have been twice the movie if Daphne had been the star and not just the director. The leads are dull and boring.
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1/10
Really bad.
shewalkswithcandles6 November 2020
Really bad movie...terrible script, bad acting, very obvious killer, I laughed a few times at how bad it was.
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1/10
Painful
akoulourisx4 December 2020
Horrific acting, painfully cliché script and storyline, no mystery whatsoever as the ending was evident from the first scene but nevertheless portrayed as a plot twist???
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10/10
Spoiler Alert
mattsolis2319 May 2019
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I was recommended to watch this movie. In the beginning you can easily forget that the Aunt is victim towards the end of the movie. It had me guessing the wrong killer twice. As of lately Lifetime has really stepped up in writing completely better movie's. It's not a perfect movie, there is so flaw's. It's worth a watch whenever Lifetime plays it again.
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3/10
Okay
goodluvv-5486812 August 2019
Just your typical Lifetime movie. The acting is average, below average at times. You automatically guess the next outcome.
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4/10
You could see a lot worse.
timmoss-2638712 March 2022
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Also known as 'Poisonous Protege',it gives away the bad guy in the title. Rather like 'Columbo',we know from the start who the culprit is but It was nevertheless fun to see the story play out.

I found it to be an effective drama with some tense scenes. Yes,it was mostly predictable,but it was staged well enough.

Other reviewers condemn this film outright.

It isn't Geilgud's 'Hamlet' or Oliviers' 'Henry VI',but there are much worse films to spend time with...(and if all else fails,Charlie is pleasant eye candy.)
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1/10
Dumb movie
pumping_iron-116 April 2022
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The title tells you who's the psycho. She also gives it away with her first lines So there's no mystery. But the writer still points to other characters as the killer. The acting is the same as you expect from LMN movies, horrible. The characters are so dumb they're unlikeable.
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