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Peter Griffin: How does Rebel Wilson always look so fetching?
Stewie Griffin: Does she, though?
Chris Griffin: You could be too, if you just let your hair down a little.
[Chris helps Peter let his hair down]
Chris Griffin: Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten.
Stewie Griffin: On a scale of a billion?

[last lines]
Peter Griffin: Well, that does it for our crossover episode. Thanks for coming, cast of Bob's Burgers.
Bob Belcher: We didn't get to do anything.
Peter Griffin: Show's 22 minutes long. Not everything makes it to air, but hey, you have the floor if there's something hilarious you wanna say. I'll just sit here and be quiet. Give us two Emmys worth of amazing. Maybe a funny burger name? No? Girl in the bunny ears? Boy, I love it when characters are expressed by props.
Bob Belcher: I kinda feel like this is less of a crossover and more of a roast?
Peter Griffin: No, a roast is good-natured.

Space Cat: Sir, I can assure you there is no such thing as space cats. Now, can you direct me to Earth's reserve of yarn?

Joe Swanson: It looks like we got ourselves a good old fashioned Cracker Jack off.

Glenn Quagmire: Well, it's definitely true that I respect the boundaries of women. Oh, hey, Sherry, uh, just get in the fireplace. I'll spit down the chimney.

Meg Griffin: [walks into the bar in a blood soaked wedding dress, planting a bloody butcher knife in the table] What ... a day!

Peter Griffin: Thank you for showing the ninety things women have to do before going to bed.