Seth MacFarlane credited as playing...
Peter Griffin • Brian Griffin • Stewie Griffin • Glenn Quagmire • Dr. Elmer Hartman • Ida Davis
- Brian Griffin: You know, I've always been a great supporter of the LGBLT.
- Stewie Griffin: Nope.
- Brian Griffin: LGTE.
- Stewie Griffin: No.
- Brian Griffin: GED.
- Stewie Griffin: Unrelated.
- Brian Griffin: LIE.
- Stewie Griffin: The Long Island Expressway?
- Brian Griffin: NKOTB.
- Stewie Griffin: The wrong stuff, Brian.
- Brian Griffin: WNBA?
- Stewie Griffin: Yes... yes, WNBA.
- Peter Griffin: How does Rebel Wilson always look so fetching?
- Stewie Griffin: Does she, though?
- Chris Griffin: You could be too, if you just let your hair down a little.
- [Chris helps Peter let his hair down]
- Chris Griffin: Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten.
- Stewie Griffin: On a scale of a billion?
- [last lines]
- Peter Griffin: Well, that does it for our crossover episode. Thanks for coming, cast of Bob's Burgers.
- Bob Belcher: We didn't get to do anything.
- Peter Griffin: Show's 22 minutes long. Not everything makes it to air, but hey, you have the floor if there's something hilarious you wanna say. I'll just sit here and be quiet. Give us two Emmys worth of amazing. Maybe a funny burger name? No? Girl in the bunny ears? Boy, I love it when characters are expressed by props.
- Bob Belcher: I kinda feel like this is less of a crossover and more of a roast?
- Peter Griffin: No, a roast is good-natured.
- Guy: Buddy, if you really gotta go, you can use that one.
- [he directs him to a bathroom with a transgender symbol on it]
- Peter Griffin: A bathroom for Prince?
- Peter Griffin: Thanks, Chris. Thanks for helping me at 11:30 on a school day.
- Chris Griffin: There was a shooting.
- Peter Griffin: It's actually Megs'
- [discussing the wedding dress he is wearing]
- Peter Griffin: she commits murders in it.
- Joe Swanson: What's this now?
- Glenn Quagmire: Well, it's definitely true that I respect the boundaries of women. Oh, hey, Sherry, uh, just get in the fireplace. I'll spit down the chimney.