Star Trek: Lower Decks (TV Series)
Moist Vessel (2020)
Tawny Newsome: Ensign Beckett Mariner
Quotes
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[Mariner realizes the captain - her mom - is trying to get her to quit the Cerritos by promoting her and giving her annoying tasks]
Lieutenant Beckett Mariner : You know, I get what you're trying to do here, and it is sick!
Captain Carol Freeman : I'm doing exactly what I need to. It's called being a captain.
Lieutenant Beckett Mariner : No, it's called being a dick!
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[Mariner is reporting to the captain's ready room]
Captain Carol Freeman : [mockingly] Mariner, heh, care to share a status update?
Lieutenant Beckett Mariner : I don't know; we're towing a rusted old ship full of mummies.
Captain Carol Freeman : If you don't feel like you fit in here, I could find you a post on another ship.
Lieutenant Beckett Mariner : Hmm, no thanks.
[turns to leave]
Captain Carol Freeman : Don't forget: all senior officers are meeting up later for Ransom's birthday. It's mandatory. He's going to sing and play acoustic guitar... for *hours*.
[Mariner cringes]
Captain Carol Freeman : And the songs, oh ho, well he wrote them. They're all about the month he lived
[whispered with accent]
Captain Carol Freeman : in Barcelona.