Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Diss (2019)

Peter Scanavino: Detective Dominick 'Sonny' Carisi, Jr.

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• Odafin Tutuola : So people actually pay for this.

  Riley : Hey, it's cheaper than a shrink, and a hell of a lot better.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : So, what? You-you go into a room, you... you scream and you smash a bunch of stuff?

  Riley : You make it sound so trivial.

  Odafin Tutuola : Snake comes here?

  Riley : Under a pseudonym, sure. He rents our deluxe room.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : What do you get with the deluxe room?

  Riley : A dummy, male or female. Some people rent Donald, others Hillary.

  Odafin Tutuola : How much for both?

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : You wouldn't happen to record these sessions, would ya?

  Riley : Gentlemen, we live in an age of litigation. I wouldn't be caught without it.

• Olivia Benson : [Carisi finishes with a witness]  He know anything?

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Nah, he's just a looky-loo.

  Olivia Benson : I hate celebrity cases.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Ten Grammys, 25 nominations. The president could be on that gurney and get less media attention.

• Dominick Carisi Jr. : How'd you get that bruise?

  Justin 'Snake Eye' Anderson : I got into a fight with a pain-in-the-ass papo. He was too close to Lexi. I was protecting my daughter. Is that all right with you, Wonder Bread?

• Dominick Carisi Jr. : [informing Snake about Dallas]  You two know each other?

  Odafin Tutuola : We grew up together. Our moms were best friends.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Maybe you could've told me that.

• Dominick Carisi Jr. : What makes you say that Snake has a temper?

  Amir Khoury : [indicating his shiner]  You mean aside from this? Look, guys running for saint don't spend a lot of time at Enfado's Playground.

  Odafin Tutuola : What's that?

  Amir Khoury : It's a rage room. You know, where they all let it hang out.

• Dominick Carisi Jr. : I'm-I'm curious. Where were you when Dallas was...

  Banks : What? Getting her ass beat?

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Yeah.

  Banks : Oh, I was at home. All night, alone.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Can anyone vouch for you?

  Banks : Mm-hmm. My doorman. I don't mean to be rude, but I got things to do, and I got way more customers before I get to you. Now beat it.

• Odafin Tutuola : No sign of forced entry. The alarms were off. Security cameras were hacked last week.

  Amanda Rollins : So, a neighbor walking her dog around 8:15 saw Dallas in a pretty heated squabble with her husband, Justin Anderson, AKA Snake.

  Olivia Benson : Yeah, I know who he is.

  Odafin Tutuola : I doubt if he did this.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Maybe not, but I wouldn't bet on that. The 3rd has already investigated two domestic disputes at this address in the last month.

  Olivia Benson : Where's Snake now?

  Odafin Tutuola : Bodyguard says he's in concert at the Apollo.

• Amir Khoury : Snake hit me and then he paid me, and then that put an end to our business dealings.

  Odafin Tutuola : Well, in case you're interested, your face did a real job on his knuckles.

  Amir Khoury : Look, I went easy on him. You know, you want to be a celeb, you got to put up with dicks like me. But I hope Dallas is okay, right? Her face is a lot prettier than mine.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Why? You think Snake was the one who beat her up?

  Amir Khoury : Well, it wouldn't shock me. You never know when Mr. Temper's gonna pop up.

  Odafin Tutuola : Well, Snake was on stage during the time of that attack.

  Amir Khoury : Right, and OJ was in Chicago.

  Odafin Tutuola : Well, you have proof he wasn't on stage?

  Amir Khoury : Snake's a celebrity. People cover for celebrities.

• Amanda Rollins : Liv, look at this. This was posted on Dallas' Instagram page two weeks ago.

  Olivia Benson : Looks like a happy kid.

  Amanda Rollins : Yeah, but look at Snake. See that's a smart lock? And if you put it in slow mode... see him pressing the buttons? Right, you can see the code. I mean, this could be how the perpetrator got in. The only problem is this video got over 200,000 likes.

  Olivia Benson : So we could be looking at a stalker.

  Amanda Rollins : Her manager is getting a list together of any people that she's had trouble with in the past.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Hey, listen to this. "Come at me again, I'm gonna sidestep you. Teach that black Taylor Swift wife of yours a lesson." It's a rap by RB Banks. It dropped last week.

  Olivia Benson : Well, that sounds like it's about a lot more than publicity.

  Amanda Rollins : Yeah. Liv, look a this. RB Banks liked this Instagram post of Lexi dancing.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : That gives him means.

  Olivia Benson : Talk to him.

• Banks : I know why you here. Yeah, bitch got what she deserved.

  Amanda Rollins : You realize we're cops, right?

  Banks : Yeah, but I ain't done nothing.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Yeah, except for teaching that black Taylor Swift wife of his a lesson.

  Banks : [scoffing]  Have you heard her sing?

  Amanda Rollins : Okay, I understand you're in a diss war with Banks. That sounds pretty personal.

  Banks : That boy Snake accused me of having a ghostwriter. That's personal to me.

• Peter Stone : Would someone please explain why our investigation is on the front page of the paper?

  Amanda Rollins : It's gotta be your your paparazzi friend.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Bottom feeder.

  Odafin Tutuola : [seeing the front page of the "Ledger"]  Not good. This could pop off. I hope Snake doesn't do something stupid. We should get to Banks' studio.