Simone (Lilly Lumière) and Sam (Louis Rocky Bacigalupo) are twins in search of a housemate. Simone is a pretend vampire while Sam is a dweeb in search of a date. They settle on Ashlee (Christal Renee), an overly bubbly, pop culture lover cheerleader. Marcus (Denis Ark) fears the Reptoids and is a vampire hunter. He uses shoe polish for a beard. The action starts as a home invasion and ends up with the cast at a warehouse.
The cool albino snake and woman drinking blood from a martini glass have nothing to do with this film. There are about a half dozen films with this title, but none made on a budget this small. The film relies on camp characters reading mildly humorous lines and gag license plates. A sleeper at times. Was that a nerf sound being made when the werewolf was hit by a stake?
Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.
The cool albino snake and woman drinking blood from a martini glass have nothing to do with this film. There are about a half dozen films with this title, but none made on a budget this small. The film relies on camp characters reading mildly humorous lines and gag license plates. A sleeper at times. Was that a nerf sound being made when the werewolf was hit by a stake?
Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.