Disney's Animated Storybook: Toy Story (1996 Video Game)

Jim Hanks: Woody

Quotes 

• Hamm : [narrating]  Woody was reminding us we all needed a moving buddy, when he snuck in a piece of news that made me lose my change.

  Woody : [Woody looks over his notes]  Okay. Uh, oh yes, uh, one... minor note here. Andy's birthday party's been moved... to today.

  [the toys gasp and react in surprise] 

  Rex : What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not till next week!

  Hamm : What's goin' on down there?

• Woody : [Mike the tape recorder makes noise]  Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Just, just... there you go, okay.

• Woody : Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was... I think, a big success. And we want to thank RC for putting that thing on for us. Thanks, RC.

  [RC car makes noise] 

• Rocky Gibraltar : Andy coming! New toy!

  Woody : Back to your places! Hurry!

  [the toys scramble] 

• Woody : Okay! We're all set!

  [kids run into the room] 

  Kid : Quick, make a space! This is where the spaceship lands!

  Andy's Mother : Kids, come on downstairs! It's time for cake!

  [they run out of the room] 

• Woody : Howdy, partner! My name is Woody. And this is Andy's room. This is my spot, see, the bed here?

  Buzz Lightyear : [sees Woody's sheriff badge]  Local law enforcement. It's about time you got here.

• Slinky Dog : What else can you do, Mr. Lightyear?

  Buzz Lightyear : I'll show you.

  [press red button] 

  Buzz Lightyear's voice chip : Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!

  Rex : Terrific!

  Hamm : Not bad!

  Mr. Potato Head : Great!

  Slinky Dog : Swell!

  Bo Peep : Dreamy.

  Woody : Weak.

• Buzz Lightyear : [Woody hits Buzz's laser button]  Ah ah ah ah. Please be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.

  Woody : It's not a laser, it's a little lightbulb that blinks!

  Hamm : What's with him?

• Woody : All this is just a... passing phase that Andy's going through.

• Woody : This is not happening to me. This is *not happening*! Think happy thoughts.

• Woody : I will not be replaced! I'm Andy's favorite toy. You'll see.

• Hamm : [narrating]  Well, things really got out of hand when Mom said Andy could only bring one toy to Pizza Planet. Woody wanted to be that one toy.

  Woody : Oh! Buzz! Buzz Lightyear! Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness! We've got trouble. A helpless toy. It's... It's trapped Buzz!

• [Buzz gets knocked out the window] 

  Toys : Buzz!

  Woody : It was an accident, guys!

  Hamm : [narrating]  Woody was in big trouble now. But before the toys could do anything, Andy grabbed him to go to Pizza Planet. Woody knew that without Buzz, he couldn't set foot in the room again.

• Hamm : Woody got a big surprise when they stopped for gas. Buzz had hitched a ride on the van, and, boy, was he mad!

  Buzz Lightyear : [tackles Woody]  So you tried to terminate me, huh, Sheriff?

  Woody : Okay! Come on! You want a piece of me?

  Buzz Lightyear : You bet!

• [Pizza Planet delivery truck arrives at gas station] 

  Woody : Pizza Planet! That's where Andy is. But wait. I can't show my face in that room again without Buzz.

  [calls out to Buzz] 

  Woody : Buzz! Buzz! I found a... spaceship!

  Buzz Lightyear : Well then, let's climb aboard!

• Buzz Lightyear : [Jumps into rocketship crane game] 

  Squeeze Toy Aliens : Oooooooooooooooh.

  Buzz Lightyear : Greetings! I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace. This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to comandeer your vessel to Sector 12! Who's in charge in here?

  Squeeze Toy Aliens : The Claw. The Claw's our master. The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.

  Woody : This is ludicrous.

• Hamm : Buzz and Woody had to spend a creepy night together in Sid's room. That was where they started to work things out.

  Woody : [gasps]  What was that?

  Buzz Lightyear : I don't know, sheriff. Hasn't anyone have a flashlight they can shine around here.

  [light turns on] 

  Buzz Lightyear : Please get down, sheriff.

• [disco music starts playing, Buzz dances along] 

  Woody : Buzz, we don't have time for that!

  [turns radio off] 

  Buzz Lightyear : Oh, sorry, sheriff.

• Hamm : Woody had to act fast to save Buzz and get home by moving day. He got all Sid's toys together to plain their big escape.

  Woody : All right, everyone think about their part of the plan.

• Woody : Remember, we have to avoid Scud.

  Scud : [barks] 

• Woody : Legs, you and Ducky move out throught the duct.

• Woody : We can't let Sid blow up Buzz. Let's get down there!

• Hamm : It was time to give Sid Phillips the shock of his life!

  Woody : [through his voice box]  I'm talking to you, Sid Philips. We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed. Or ripped apart.

  Sid Phillips : We?

  Woody : That's right. We, your toys!

• Woody : You must take good care of your toys. If you don't, we'll find out. We toys can see

  Woody : [his head turns]  everything.

• Woody : [speaking and moving]  So remember, Sid: play nice!

  Sid Phillips : [screams and drops Woody] 

  Woody : We did it! You guys were great! Buzz, we got to get you out of there!

  Buzz Lightyear : No problem.

  Hamm : Buzz was free! But there was no time to celebrate. He and Woody had a moving van to catch.

• Hamm : That Christmas we learned from Woody and Buzz that we could relax the next time there were new presents.

  Woody : You are not worried about what's in these presents, are you?

  Buzz Lightyear : Me? No, nope. No no no no no no. Are you?

  Woody : Now, Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?

• Woody : Well, one thing I've learned from all this... is that I never want to be separated from all you guys again. Well, except maybe you, Potato Head.

  [Slinky and Rex laugh] 

• Woody : Ok baby-face, now you'll have the steers down the stairs. Click on the part of the next step you want to move to, but try and not to step on anything. If you want me to show you 1 way down with me, just click on my pencil.

  [Few minutes later when the player clicks on the blue T-shirt placed on the middle of the stair] 

  Woody : Well, we got pretty far, but next time, watch out for T-shirts that get left around on the stairs. Click on the left or right sides to go around it.

• Woody : [as the player clicks on the block on the left side of the stairs]  Well, it looks like we're stuck here. Next time, try ducking back to the middle around the block.

• Woody : Put a brown toy with arms on the closet shelf.

  [the player clicks on Slinky] 

  Woody : That toy doesn't have arms.