Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Suicide Squad (2019)

Ken Marino: Jason Stentley

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• Jake Peralta : Gentlemen, may I present to you the Suicide Squad.

  The Vulture : Hang on there, genius. You want us, your enemies, to help you bring down Commissioner Kelly?

  Captain Jason Stentley : You guys consider me your enemy? You're some of my best friends.

  Jake Peralta : We haven't talked to you in, like, three years, C.J.

  Captain Jason Stentley : Wait, yeah. I'm thinking of different guys.

• Captain Jason Stentley : My name is Captain Jason Stentley. It's Friday night I think. There's no windows in here. This morning, I was kidnapped for real...

  Jake Peralta : Stop.

  Captain Jason Stentley : What? What was wrong with that?

  Jake Peralta : You said you were kidnapped "for real."

  Captain Jason Stentley : Well, I don't want people to think I was fake kidnapped. You know? I'm selling it.

  Jake Peralta : Okay, let's just do it again. Say you were kidnapped and nothing else.

  Rosa Diaz : Now he's gonna add "nothing else."

  Captain Jason Stentley : She's right.

  Jake Peralta : Okay, fine, one more time. Take 12. Just say kidnapped.

  Captain Jason Stentley : Okay. Kidnapped.

• Captain Ray Holt : Do you think any one of these jackals cares about what's right or wrong?

  The Vulture : I'll help.

  Jake Peralta : See, sir? There is good in every person.

  The Vulture : But I want it to be known it's for selfish reasons.

  Jake Peralta : Why would you want that to be known?

  The Vulture : 'Cause I've never met C.J. before and I want him to think that I'm cool.

  Captain Jason Stentley : It's working. I mean, I love how you're taking over the room.

• Jake Peralta : Let's bring it in, huh? "Suicide Squad" on three. Ready? One, two...

  The Vulture : I don't touch other dudes' hands.

  Charles Boyle : Whose hand is sticky?

  Captain Jason Stentley : It might be me. I ate a popsicle earlier.

  Captain Ray Holt : It's probably Madeline. Cockroaches release a mucus-like secretion.

• Jake Peralta : Okay, one more take. Please stop saying, "Don't forget to like and subscribe."

  Captain Jason Stentley : Sure, but how we gonna get followers on this thing then?

• Jake Peralta : When C.J. goes to get his morning coffee, we will arrive and grab him. He will pretend to struggle just enough to attract attention.

  Captain Jason Stentley : [fantasy scene]  Help! Help!

  Captain Jason Stentley : [reality]  I'm gonna write this down so I remember my lines.

  Jake Peralta : I can see that you already have the word "milk" written on your hand. I know where this is going.

  Captain Jason Stentley : [fantasy scene]  Milk! Milk!

  Jake Peralta : [reality]  Don't do that.

• Captain Jason Stentley : Oh, man. I can't believe this wild ride's over. We've changed so much. You know, when we started out, we were just Charles the jock, Amy the rebel, Captain Silly Pants, Talky-talky Rosa, Terry the stoner, and C.J. the ringleader.

  Amy Santiago : I'm not sure you're nailing these.