Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Suicide Squad (2019)

Andre Braugher: Raymond Holt

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• Captain Ray Holt : I don't like this. I wouldn't wish working with Madeline Wuntch on my worst enemy, and my worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch, whom I hate.

• Jake Peralta : The point is, without any good leads, Kelly will give the order to use the stingray an order that we will record thanks to our very own Madeline Wuntch.

  Chief Wuntch : Not possible. Kelly won't tell me anything. He won't even meet with me.

  Captain Ray Holt : Perhaps you can sneak in disguised as an old leather chair.

  Jake Peralta : Will you calm down? She works at One Police Plaza. All you have to do is run into him.

  Chief Wuntch : [fantasy scene]  Commissioner Kelly.

  John Kelly : Oh, Madeline. I didn't see you there. I thought you were an old leather chair.

  Jake Peralta : [reality]  He's not gonna say that.

  Captain Ray Holt : He might.

• Chief Wuntch : Oh, Raymond, that you came to me to ask for help shows how much you've matured. You know what else shows how much you've matured? Your withered face.

  Captain Ray Holt : Now I know why you refer to this as a Suicide Squad, Peralta, because I already want to kill myself.

  Chief Wuntch : Why don't you wait a week? You'll probably die of old age.

  Captain Ray Holt : The only way I'm going to die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers and drag me across the River Styx, you reaper.

• Captain Ray Holt : Do you think any one of these jackals cares about what's right or wrong?

  The Vulture : I'll help.

  Jake Peralta : See, sir? There is good in every person.

  The Vulture : But I want it to be known it's for selfish reasons.

  Jake Peralta : Why would you want that to be known?

  The Vulture : 'Cause I've never met C.J. before and I want him to think that I'm cool.

  Captain Jason Stentley : It's working. I mean, I love how you're taking over the room.

• Jake Peralta : Let's bring it in, huh? "Suicide Squad" on three. Ready? One, two...

  The Vulture : I don't touch other dudes' hands.

  Charles Boyle : Whose hand is sticky?

  Captain Jason Stentley : It might be me. I ate a popsicle earlier.

  Captain Ray Holt : It's probably Madeline. Cockroaches release a mucus-like secretion.

• Chief Wuntch : You don't trust me, I don't trust you. The mission is off. Here's your bug back. It's not an actual bug, so don't eat it, you lizard.

  Captain Ray Holt : Ha! You didn't specify the subspecies of lizard. I won that round!