Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
Sicko (2019)
Stephanie Beatriz: Rosa Diaz
Quotes
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Rosa Diaz : Captain Holt hates pranks. This is gonna backfire, man.
Jake Peralta : Ugh, fine, I'll tone it down. I'll... move his podium a foot to the left.
Amy Santiago : What? He'll be so angry.
Jake Peralta : Okay, five inches.
Amy Santiago : Five?
Jake Peralta : Three?
Amy Santiago : Three!
Jake Peralta : One?
Amy Santiago : One?
Jake Peralta : All right. I'll move it a half inch.
Amy Santiago : Fine. It's your funeral.
Jake Peralta : Oh my god. Worst prank ever. So stupid. Holt's not even going to notice.
Captain Ray Holt : Good morning.
[He puts his papers on the podium but stops for a second, realizing something is off]
Captain Ray Holt : You guys... the podium, it's... Ha.
[chuckles]
Captain Ray Holt : [laughter intensifies]
[riotous laughter]
Captain Ray Holt : [shouting] You're crazy! How did you pull this off?