- Captain Ray Holt: Santiago, shall we join forces?
- Amy Santiago: Ooh, smart, teaming up with the reigning champ.
- Captain Ray Holt: Again with this nonsense? I'm the reigning champ. The only thing you won last heist was a lifetime of mediocre heterosexual intercourse with Jake.
- Charles Boyle: You tricked me, Rosa! And then you shipped me to New Jersey!
- Rosa Diaz: First of all, grow up. Second of all, how'd you get back here so fast?
- Charles Boyle: If you get a box wet enough, it's very easy to bust out of it.
- Jake Peralta: No one ask any follow-ups.
- Jake Peralta: All right, let's get this thing going. Scully will be locked in the supply closet with his bracelet.
- Scully: Can I lie down on the floor?
- Jake Peralta: Uh, yeah. You can do whatever you want. And you're already on the ground. With Hitchcock. And you both have pillows.
- Hitchcock: Best day ever.
- Rosa Diaz: [about Terry, who appears to have a concussion] There's no way he can take the test in that condition.
- Jake Peralta: You're right. Amy, you're going to have to crawl inside his shirt and operate his arms for him. It's a Ratatouille situation.