NCIS (TV Series)
Once Upon A Tim (2019)
Emily Wickersham: Ellie Bishop
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Quotes
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Timothy McGee : I'm sorry, who are you?
DOD IG Inspector Richard Sullivan : Dick Sullivan. Deputy Inspector General, DOD.
Ellie Bishop : Does Gibbs know about this?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] Rule 99.
Jack Sloane : "Never tell Gibbs he's being audited."
Nick Torres : That's not a real thing.
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Ellie Bishop : Hey, can I borrow a pen?
Nick Torres : No way. Get your own.
Ellie Bishop : What? Since when did become a pen Nazi?
Nick Torres : Ever since I found out that pens are not expensable.
Ellie Bishop : That's crazy.
Nick Torres : Yeah, you know what's crazy is that my protein powder is not expensable, either.
Ellie Bishop : Yeah, I would file that one under "duh".
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Ellie Bishop : Can't believe you still have it.
Timothy McGee : Yeah, it's the first PC I ever built. Made me realize that...
Nick Torres : You would never have a girlfriend?
Timothy McGee : Um, I've had plenty of girlfriends, thank you.
Ellie Bishop : Yeah, one even helped him build this.
Timothy McGee : No, actually that was just a girl-dash-friend.
Ellie Bishop : Oh.
Nick Torres : Oh, so, like, pathetic-dash-disturbing.
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Timothy McGee : I pulled this bad boy out of the mothballs last week, see if I could get the twins started on computer science early.
Ellie Bishop : Well, it's a really nice design.
Timothy McGee : Well, the twins had other ideas. Morgan threw up on the CPU and Johnny peed on the hard drive.
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Jack Sloane : This is insane. I've never been audited in my life.
DOD IG Inspector Richard Sullivan : Well, if it makes you feel better, it wasn't just you. Agent Gibbs' entire team was sloppy with their expense reports.
Ellie Bishop : What?
Timothy McGee : Wait, what?
Ellie Bishop : We're being audited?
Nick Torres : Did you think I was organizing my receipts for fun? No, that's something that dorks who build their own computers do.
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What have we got?
Ellie Bishop : An empty notebook. Pages torn out. Oh, wait. I see some indentations.
[Gibbs hands her a pencil]
Ellie Bishop : Oh.
Nick Torres : You know, pens are not expensable.
Ellie Bishop : [raising the indentations with the graphite tip] All right, I got some numbers here. 4, 20, 19, 94.
Timothy McGee : That's funny. That's the exact same date that I got my, uh...
Ellie Bishop : Z28?
Timothy McGee : Yeah, back when I lived in...
Ellie Bishop : Hampstead?
Nick Torres : Uh... can someone explain to me what just happened?
Timothy McGee : That's one of my old computer passwords.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Well, McGee, why does a dead guy have one of your old computer passwords in his pocket?
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What do we got?
Nick Torres : Phone records. Nothing too exciting. Bunch of calls to mom, sis, yada yada, but the last call that Kane made before he disappeared is really interesting, to a high school in the middle of nowhere.
Timothy McGee : Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Ellie Bishop : Don't tell me it's yours.
Timothy McGee : Well, one of them. We moved every time my dad transferred.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You sure you didn't go to high school with this guy?
Timothy McGee : Boss, I'm-I'm positive that I did not go to high school with this guy. I remember everyone at the school. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
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Ellie Bishop : Edward Kane, 45. Worked at the Defense Payroll Service at DOD.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Bean counter.
Ellie Bishop : Been missing since Thursday, and Jimmy says he's been dead for about four days.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : McGee.
Timothy McGee : Boss, I don't know the name, I've never seen this guy before in my life.
Ellie Bishop : He knows you, or at least your password.
Timothy McGee : Unless it's a coincidence.
Ellie Bishop : Do you know the odds of a 19-digit string randomly matching your...
Timothy McGee : 9,000,652,000 to 1, yes.