Moderately into prologue of this masterpiece we witness a mercenaries dead body floating in the pool holding an SMG (or a similar automatic weapon), which also floats. Thats how numbingly dumb the entire movie is.
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mikodkuce1 October 2020
Horrible - Silicones cannot cover bad acting
sarmadhameed-3888926 September 2020
So they call it a movie! Poor story, poor acting, poor action and camera work. Main actress can do anything but acting. If producers think that silicone breasts can cover all the flaws, they are terribly mistaken.
Total waste!
Total waste!
Horrible!
rdb197125 September 2020
The main actress can not act at All.Her fake accent is a joke and i can not believe the director thought her using it was a good idea.The director also has some strange fetish of every time they show her up close the film does this slow mo effect that after seeing it once i started laughing hard but after seeing it fifty times through the film i no longer got a laugh.Danny Trejo was just taking a quick cash and run on this one. So avoid this film it is good for a laugh and that is about it.
Third-rate
Abdulxoxo6 October 2020
This is a typical revenge movie, you kill my family and I kill will you. It the makes the story predictable'cause we all know they'll succeed at the end no matter what.
There's a lot of slow motion in places that doesn't need it, stop using slow motion it's dumb. the outfit ,heavy accent and acting of the main actress is atrocious, even the supporting characters are just there, Danny Trejo what are you doing dude? I'm sure he's just there for the paycheck. low-grade movie.
There's a lot of slow motion in places that doesn't need it, stop using slow motion it's dumb. the outfit ,heavy accent and acting of the main actress is atrocious, even the supporting characters are just there, Danny Trejo what are you doing dude? I'm sure he's just there for the paycheck. low-grade movie.
a comedy satire on a revenge movie plot?
recworldvideos26 September 2020
Bad acting. bad fighting scenes. funny serious dialogue. everything a satire comedy is about. the thing is it's not meant to be a comedy. with the right budget and different cast this movie had potential to be a great action revenge flick. if you wanna good laugh with company preferably while high. This is the movie for you.
Horrible! Worst movie 2020
tomislavjankic8 November 2020
Revenge is a dark path
nogodnomasters18 October 2020
Warning: Spoilers
As children, Angel (Romina Di Lella ) and Rico (Damian Chapa ) watched Raffaello"s men ( Robert Davi) kill their parents. As adults they are out for revenge with the help of taco seller uncle Danny Trejo.
Romina Di Lella wears enough outfits from Frederick's of Spain. She was born in Italy and raised in Germany. She has an accent that is clearly not Spanish as she pretends to be in the film. At times the accent was comical when combined with her unconvincing lines. Overall the plot and dialogue was a joke. No one could deliver a line and even tried.
Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.
Romina Di Lella wears enough outfits from Frederick's of Spain. She was born in Italy and raised in Germany. She has an accent that is clearly not Spanish as she pretends to be in the film. At times the accent was comical when combined with her unconvincing lines. Overall the plot and dialogue was a joke. No one could deliver a line and even tried.
Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.
Do yourself a favor, don't watch this piece of garbage.
psxexperten29 September 2020
A don't have a clue why this crap was released, it's just people shooting and killing each other through the whole film.
I just don't get what was the whole point, it just sucks so hard that I can't believe this has been done intentionally - surely something went horribly wrong somewhere, there has to be some excuse for the lack of any intelligence.
Good disaster movie
masteroden29 September 2020
Floating vengeance absence capt
kabiruishaka30 September 2020
The movie is about revenge, pale script hidden behind least hallow. Mr Parejo is good actor but not in this film. Poor acting, bad cenimatography and tatal absence of emotional motives by director. The movie sucked and total wast of time and capital.
Take heed...
paul_haakonsen26 May 2021
Sometimes you just got to stop and check a movie on IMDb prior to sitting down to squander away time on rubbish. And yeah, the 2020 movie "Pistolera" from writer Romina Di Lella and director Damian Chapa was one such movie.
There is almost no storyline here to this movie, as it is essentially just a revenge movie. Though not a good revenge movie, mind you. So you are in a for whole lot of nothing here actually, should you opt to sit down and watch "Pistolera" despite its low rating here om IMDb.
Aside from having a nearly non-existing storyline and plot, then "Pistolera" was filled to the brim with dubious acting performances and some lousy action sequences with very badly added CGI blood. The action sequences in this 2020 movie were so scripted and poorly executed that you just cringe when you sit and watch it.
Sure, and there shall be no doubt about the fact that I sat down to watch the movie because I saw that it had Danny Trejo on the cast list. But this movie is not really up to anything near what he usually makes. So you might just want to do yourself a favor and skip out on "Pistolera".
This is definitely not a movie that I would recommend you wasting your time, money or effort on. And my rating of this 2020 movie lands on a very generous two out of ten stars.
There is almost no storyline here to this movie, as it is essentially just a revenge movie. Though not a good revenge movie, mind you. So you are in a for whole lot of nothing here actually, should you opt to sit down and watch "Pistolera" despite its low rating here om IMDb.
Aside from having a nearly non-existing storyline and plot, then "Pistolera" was filled to the brim with dubious acting performances and some lousy action sequences with very badly added CGI blood. The action sequences in this 2020 movie were so scripted and poorly executed that you just cringe when you sit and watch it.
Sure, and there shall be no doubt about the fact that I sat down to watch the movie because I saw that it had Danny Trejo on the cast list. But this movie is not really up to anything near what he usually makes. So you might just want to do yourself a favor and skip out on "Pistolera".
This is definitely not a movie that I would recommend you wasting your time, money or effort on. And my rating of this 2020 movie lands on a very generous two out of ten stars.
The truth about this "movie"
nije-mala7 July 2021
Romina DiLella has a rich, old husband. He gives her everything, he adores her, pays a fortune for her fake boobs. But he's got a horrible secret he wishes she never finds out about: he's got a diaper fetish and goes to a place where he indulges in it. Romina is suspicious; she hires a PI and finds out about her husband's secret. She confronts him and gives him an ultimatum: "You're gonna make me a star you pathetic waste of human flesh. Hire a producer, someone to write a script and a crew, find some third rate and hasbeen actors (Danny Trejo, an actor???), and I'll be acting in a lead role!". Desperate to keep his loving wife, the hubby does as Romina wishes. Voila, the Pistolera. Now you know.
Quite possibly the worst acting I've ever seen.... And I've seen all the sharknado movies
lkz-792-67501629 November 2020
Lead actress cannot act, no really, not in the slightest, whoever hired her for this movie and said do you know what this part needs.... The world's most dodgy accent and the world's cheapest fake looking implants.
At least this movies consistent with the acting dialogue and camerawork all equally bad.
I love your work Mr Trejo but this movie was garbage
Worst than Nollywood Movies
memphissamir3 October 2020
The concept of the movie deserves a 5 star. If only some serious cash was thrown to this project to hire the whole new movie crew and cash.
The sound effect were off (same sound effect on all moving vehicles) Did you hear the sound of that silencer pistol? Ha! Ha! Main actor was the worst of all the actors. How she had better English as a girl to the Spanish accent. They jump and swam in the ocean but the cousin's shirt was dry
The sound effect were off (same sound effect on all moving vehicles) Did you hear the sound of that silencer pistol? Ha! Ha! Main actor was the worst of all the actors. How she had better English as a girl to the Spanish accent. They jump and swam in the ocean but the cousin's shirt was dry
Pistolera
omazzytessy5 October 2020
This movie is a waste of time and mb,the tricks and dullness is too much.even the role the protagonist played is rubbish,infact the movie is childish the director did not direct and manage the movie well.
i have to watch the movie for 3days because its boring.mtcheeww!!!.what nonsense Rate
Actors were cheesy and a bit overkilled.
darill-2802729 May 2021
The actors were cheesy, especially the girl playing the Pistolera, she enjoy her job way too much, she needs to calm down and just do her job and act. And some of the other actors were bad too, I don't think any of them been to school to learn how to be an actor. I hate leaving negative feedbacks but honest opinion is important.
So Bad, it's entertaining, dumbest lines ever... cult classic for all the wrong reasons.
smediastudios29 September 2020
I actually thought it was comedy, in so many ways this could have been a cult classic for the stupid stuff in it! I think people should watch it with those colored glasses cause sometimes something is so bad it's actually entertaining.
Help!
mpar-521822 May 2021
Shoot
kosmasp16 October 2021
I totally understand the ... rating this has. But I also know I have seen way worse movies. Having said that, I am not in any way recommending this. Especially not to people who are not watching many movies to begin with. Yes the main actress has not a lot of ... acting abilities - which may be putting it mildly.
Having said that, there are others in this who can act and almost save the movie. Almost because they can't either. Add to that some weird editing and some slow and painful ... "development". The effects are good though and the cinematography works ... well there is nothing wrong with it imho.
Having said that, there are others in this who can act and almost save the movie. Almost because they can't either. Add to that some weird editing and some slow and painful ... "development". The effects are good though and the cinematography works ... well there is nothing wrong with it imho.
The actoress dont need to be acting atall....please she is too old to be acting this hood good for nothing film,with her silicion breast
omazzytessy5 October 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I believe that the people in the movie are well looking people,but that main actor is the whole dull of the movie.English is F9,working is F9,acting is worst than F9,The Indico i believe he's a good actor because he had featured in many movies but thie particular movie is awkward........
I have the shooting is nonsense,you can only hear Taa!!!Taa!!! For 5times before the person will die,no hole no sign of good acting,even the main actoress's shooting is rubbish as if she is learning how to shoot.the sound of kicking and shooting is loud....
Aswear this woman don't need to be an actoress,
Nonsense!!!!!,i need my Mb back
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