- Ethereal Doula: The most important thing to remember is that the birth of a child is a sacred experience.
- Dale Bozzio: [Clive is taking notes] Really? You need to write down "sacred"?
- Clive Babineaux: She just said it was important!
- Dale Bozzio: [about Michelle] So, you slept with her, then broke up with her the next day, and asked me to marry you?
- Clive Babineaux: Yeah. It sounds a lot faster when you say it like that.
- Dale Bozzio: You mean, when I say it in the order in which it happened?
- Olivia Moore: This floor is made for batucadas.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Actually, it was made for draining blood and embalming fluid, but that twisty, spinning bit was delightful.
- Olivia Moore: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Stretching] Are you thinking about searing groin pain?
- Clive Babineaux: Was there anything strange about any other players? Something that might make people think of them as a freak of nature?
- Coach: I heard one of the guys can milk himself.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Watching Clive show off his salsa skills] This might be weird but I think Clive just got me pregnant.
- Clive Babineaux: Let's not joke about that right now.
- Olivia Moore: Let the music take control. Let the rhythm move you.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Are you really quoting C+C Music Factory right now?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Can you focus, please?
- Olivia Moore: I am focused. I just don't understand why you can't spend five minutes with me without also trying to solve a murder!
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Liv!
- [Exhales]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: You know how we finish...
- Olivia Moore: Each other's sentences?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Yes! And sometimes can even read each other's...
- Olivia Moore: Texts!
- [Ravi gives her a look]
- Olivia Moore: Minds!
- Ravi Chakrabarti: So what am I thinking right now?
- Olivia Moore: You want to... Get the phone, solve the case, and eventually become dance partners.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Close enough.
- Dale Bozzio: Just wondering if you had any new information on my John Doe.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Yeah. He was murdered.