Rama Vallury en el papel de...
Caillou
- Caillou: [hugs his dad] Aw don't blame yourself Daddy
- Daddy: [pushes him away] Caillou that's enough! You have to get a job!
- Narrator: Caillou didn't like Daddy telling him he needed a job
- Caillou: No I don't want a job!
- Daddy: Jesus stop it!
- Caillou: [throwing a childish temper tantrum while crying on the floor] I don't wanna! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!
- Daddy: You have to get one!
- Caillou: If you make me get a job
- [jumps up and grabs Daddy by his shirt]
- Caillou: I'll kick your ass Daddy!
- Daddy: Are you threatening me?
- Caillou: [in a sinister manner] Yes Daddy
- Daddy: [frightened] You're a monster!
- Caillou: [in the same sinister tone] I'm the monster you made, and I will ruin you!
- Caillou: [Daddy looks at Caillou with anger as he refuses to stop bothering him] What's wrong Daddy?
- Daddy: You're a grown man Caillou! Can you stop calling me Daddy?
- Caillou: But Daddy I love you!
- [starts crying]
- Daddy: I love you too Caillou, but you're not really progressing the way that we hoped.
- Caillou: What's that mean Daddy?
- Rosie: I means you're the worst Caillou! Duh!
- [to Daddy]
- Rosie: Hey dad can I vape in here?
- Daddy: No Rosie, can you just take it outside?
- [Rosie blows smoke in Caillou's face]
- Daddy: But you're sister's right Caillou, your whole act is just getting old and tired!
- Caillou: What should I do Daddy?
- Daddy: I don't know, go get a job?
- Caillou: [thinks for a moment then throws a small fit] I'm going to go to my room Daddy!
- [Daddy smacks his forehead in frustration]
- Daddy: [sees Caillou having a tea party with his stuffed animals while in his urine stained underwear] Aw geeze, ok Caillou we need to have a serious discussion
- Caillou: What's wrong Daddy?
- Daddy: I think your Mom and I fucked up
- Caillou: [innocently asking] What did you fuck up Daddy?
- Daddy: Enough Caillou, just shut up, your sister Rosie is right, you are the absolute worst person I have ever met in my life
- Caillou: [starting to cry] don't say that Daddy!
- Daddy: God how could your mother and I have been so stupid! You're whiny, spoiled, immature, you're just a real dumpster fire! And I blame myself.