- Lex Luthor: Funny story. I had my office made into a rocket ship. All billionaires have them.
- Batman: It's true.
- Wonder Woman: You cannot escape my Lasso of Truth.
- Lulu: You want the truth? The boots are a little much.
- PB: [to Wonder Woman] Princess Diana of Themyscira, I humbly present myself, Super-Hog, still brainstorming, to you.
- [bows to her]
- Wonder Woman: [lifts her up] You will be a mighty warrior.
- [hugs her]
- Wonder Woman: And cuddle buddy.
- Cyborg: [to Mark] Hey, smokey. You're looking a little burnt out. Need a light?
- [uses his flamethrower to reignite him]
- Mark (aka Fire Guinea Pig): [excitedly] Oh, look at me!
- [floats over to Cyborg and hugs him]
- Cyborg: Aw, c'mere.
- Mark (aka Fire Guinea Pig): I'm Mark. And your name?
- Aquaman: [sulking] Woe is me. No one cares about the water guy.
- Keith (aka Ice Guinea Pig): [emerges from a puddle] This water guy does. Hey, my name's Keith.
- [runs up to his shoulder and smothers him with kisses]
- Aquaman: Aw, little piggie kisses.