- Boris Badenov: Well, in our last episode, you remember some mysterious strangers tied and gagged idiot moose and sneaky little squirrel. Ha ha ha ha ha.
- [Rocky makes muffled sound]
- Fearless Leader: They also tied and gagged your friendly, neighborhood narrator.
- [the narrator is seen tied up and makes muffled sound]
- Boris Badenov: Leaving only us bad guys.
- Natasha Fatale: [after Fearless Leader is knocked out] Now what, Boris?
- Boris Badenov: What else? We run like rabbits.
- Natasha Fatale: Good idea.
- Boris Badenov: On second thought, we take secret formula with us.
- Natasha Fatale: You mean steal it?
- Boris Badenov: Why not?
- Natasha Fatale: Funny, I can't think of a reason.
- Joe: The chief due yet?
- Ben: Two minutes late.
- Joe: Everything set?
- Ben: Check. Got the moose tied and gagged.
- Joe: Right.
- [Bullwinkle makes muffled sound]
- Ben: Got the squirrel tied and gagged.
- Joe: Right.
- [Rocky makes muffled sound]
- Ben: Funny thing.
- Joe: What?
- Ben: The chief isn't usually late.
- Joe: You're right. That's funny.
- Ben: Funny, all right.
- Joe, Ben: Ha ha.
- Ben: You know, usually the narrator says, "And suddenly a familiar figure entered the room," and like that. And the chief shows up.
- Joe: I know.
- Ben: Uh, Joe?
- Joe: Hmm?
- Ben: Only one thing.
- Joe: What?
- Ben: We tied and gagged the narrator, too.
- [the narrator makes muffled sound]
- Joe: Better take the tape off his mouth.
- Ben: Yeah. Otherwise, we stop the plot.
- [Boris had just played Bullwinkle repeating the Hushaboom formula on the tape recorder]
- Boris Badenov: There it is, Fearless Leader.
- Fearless Leader: Marvelous! Badenov, I didn't know you had it in you!
- Boris Badenov: You think you're dealing with kids or something?
- Fearless Leader: Just for that, we are going to reduce your uncle's prison term to life.
- Boris Badenov: You're too good, Fearless Leader.
- Fearless Leader: And what's more, you could call me F.L.
- Boris Badenov: Wowee!
- Fearless Leader: Now play that part back. I'll take notes this time.
- Boris Badenov: Okay, F.L.
- [Boris and Natasha are heard laughing on the tape recorder]
- Fearless Leader: Wait a minute. There's something else.
- Boris Badenov: It's nothing, F.L., just...
- Fearless Leader: [hits Boris on the head] Silence!
- Boris Badenov: [on tape recorder] Ha ha ha! Wait 'til Fearless Leader hears this tape, Natasha.
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, you didn't turn off machine!
- Boris Badenov: Oh, boy!
- Boris Badenov: [on tape recorder] This tape will make even his ugly puss light up!
- Fearless Leader: What was that?
- Boris Badenov: I'll turn it back now.
- Fearless Leader: No!
- Natasha Fatale: [on tape recorder] He is ugly, isn't he, Boris?
- Boris Badenov: [on tape recorder] He's got as bad of case of uglies as you can get. He's got aggravated uglies!
- [laughs]
- Boris Badenov: Pretty funny, huh, F.L.?
- Natasha Fatale: [on tape recorder] He's got ugly he hasn't even used yet!
- Boris Badenov: Well, so much for the jokes.
- Fearless Leader: JOKES?
- Boris Badenov: Certainly, we were just kidding, F.L.
- Fearless Leader: Fearless Leader to you, Badenov!
- Natasha Fatale: Well, dahlink, you ready to put together the first batch of Hush-a-Boom?
- Boris Badenov: You said it. Start tape machine.
- Natasha Fatale: The next voice you hear will be moose hiccupping and reciting formula.
- Boris Badenov: And as he recites, I mix ingredients. Go.
- [Natasha plays the tape recorder rapidly and Boris mixes the ingredients together fast, trying to keep up]
- Boris Badenov: Hold it! Hold it!
- [the formula explodes]
- Natasha Fatale: Dahlink, what happened?
- Boris Badenov: I think I mixed a little too fast, Natasha. Slow it down.
- Natasha Fatale: Sorry, dahlink. Here goes.
- [the recording plays again, but much slower. Boris mixes the ingredients together slowly and there's another explosion]
- Natasha Fatale: Don't tell me, dahlink.
- Natasha Fatale, Boris Badenov: A little too slow.
- Natasha Fatale: Third time's the charm, Boris.
- Boris Badenov: I hope not.
- Joe, Ben: Goodbye.
- [leaves]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Gee, those fellas are sure deadpan.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I don't know. That goodbye was a little hammy.