- Fearless Leader: [shows a picture] Observe, Dmitrij. You know what this is?
- Dmitrij: Is plan of new Pottsylvania skyscraper?
- Fearless Leader: Idiot! This is a silhouette of a moose, and here inside the moose is a banana, and you know what is inside the banana?
- Dmitrij: Another moose?
- Fearless Leader: No, you idiot! Inside banana is secret formula!
- Dmitrij: Of course.
- Fearless Leader: And we've got to steal it!
- Dmitrij: Why?
- Fearless Leader: Because they won't give it to us.
- Dmitrij: Very logical. How we going to steal it?
- Fearless Leader: I shall use deception, fraud, double-crossing, and trickery.
- Dmitrij: Of course.
- Fearless Leader, Dmitrij: It's the Pottsylvanian way!
- Narrator: Oh, if our friends had only known they were at that moment being spied on by that archvillain, that crumb of crumbs, that fiend of fiends...
- Boris Badenov: Say the name.
- Narrator: Eh, Boris Badenov.
- Boris Badenov: Ta-da!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [about Lake Kitchie Itchie Lodge] Gee, the whole place just blew up in the air.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, I think that explosion was meant for you.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Aw, they shouldn't have done it.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: No.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: A simple fanfare would've been plenty.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: But...
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Maybe with a few white doves let loose.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: No, I mean somebody's trying to get rid of you.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, they've done a good job.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: What do you mean?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I'm getting out of here!
- [runs away]
- [after Rocky and Bullwinkle are bound and gagged]
- Narrator: Well, it looks like a pretty quiet program from here on in and just because Bullwinkle was going to give the formula for Hush-a-Boom, which is...
- Joe: Grab him, Ben.
- Narrator: And in a trice...
- [the narrator is bound and gagged, the scene switches over to the villains]
- Boris Badenov: And meanwhile, Boris Badenov is just about to play the tape recorder of the formula for his fearless leader.
- Fearless Leader: Tune in next time for "The Villain's Victory Dance" or The "Jig Is Up."
- Boris Badenov: Ooh, I love these happy endings!
- Narrator: Boris had just appeared as a hiccup doctor with his stethoscope hooked up to a tape recorder.
- Boris Badenov: Come, come. Hic right in there.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: From here, doctor?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Now wait a minute. That stethoscope is hooked up to a tape recorder.
- Boris Badenov: Who says?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: The narrator says.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: And he never lies, right?
- Narrator: Right.
- Narrator: And as the helpless Natasha bent to the oars, back onboard the riverboat, our friends were still baffled and confused.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: No, no. That's...
- Narrator: Rocky and Bullwinkle. I know.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Think he'd remember after all this time.
- Boris Badenov: Oh, boy, wait 'til Fearless Leader hears this tape, Natasha. It'll make even his ugly puss light up!
- Natasha Fatale: Oh, he is ugly, isn't he, Boris?
- Boris Badenov: Listen, he's got as bad of case of uglies as you can get! Why, he got aggravated uglies!
- Natasha Fatale: He's got ugly he hasn't even used yet!
- [Boris and Natasha laughs]
- Boris Badenov: And stupid! Ha ha! Oh, boy!