June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Maiden, Mother-In-Law, Nell Fenwick, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• [the natives want to skin Rocky and Bullwinkle] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : We gotta stall for time, Bullwinkle, 'til Captain Peachfuzz and the professor get here.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, that shouldn't take long.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : How come?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : They're right over there.

  [points to Captain Peachfuzz and Professor Von Beige, who have been captured by the natives] 

• [a native readies to skin Bullwinkle] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Wait! I got an idea.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : What is it, Rocky?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : I can't tell you.

  Everyone : What?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Why not?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : 'Cause it's the end of the episode.

  Narrator : You know he's right, but be sure to see the next episode "Fur, Fur Away" or "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow".

• Natasha Fatale : [after the world flipped back to normal]  Well, Boris, there goes the Santa Claus racket.

  Boris Badenov : [removes his Santa Claus disguise]  Well, easy come, easy go.

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, you're not unhappy?

  Boris Badenov : Of course not. Is first story where I wind up with something.

  Natasha Fatale : What?

  Boris Badenov : This present the moose gave me when he thought I was Santa Claus.

  Natasha Fatale : It looks a lot like present you gave him with bomb in it.

  Boris Badenov : Nonsense. Would moose be stupid enough to give me back my own present?

  [opens the present and sees bomb] 

  Natasha Fatale : Well...

  Boris Badenov : [closes the box back up]  On second thought, maybe I...

  [the bomb explodes] 

  Natasha Fatale : What were you going to say, Boris?

  Boris Badenov : Only one thing, Natasha: Sharrup you mouth!