The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Missouri Mish Mash: Parts 19-20 (1962)
Hans Conried: Snidely Whiplash
Quotes
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[from the "Dudley Do-Right" segment, "Niagara Falls"]
[Snidely Whiplash has just dried up Niagara Falls]
Snidely Whiplash : [chuckles] And they said Kansas was dry.
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[from the "Dudley Do-Right" segment, "Niagara Falls"]
[Snidely Whiplash has traveled to Alaska with Dudley Do-Right in tow, hoping to find a stretch of railroad track on which to leave Dudley, ahead of an oncoming train]
Snidely Whiplash : Well, Do-Right, according to my calculations, the 12:02 from Quebec will be pulling into Nome any second. Come, we must find a deserted stretch of track.
Dudley Do-Right : How about this, Snidely? This looks good.
Snidely Whiplash : You make the choice. After all, you're going to be tied to it.
Dudley Do-Right : Oh, this will do fine, then.
[Snidely drops Dudley onto the tracks]
Snidely Whiplash : You know something? I could like you, if it weren't for your sense of justice and fair play. Why don't you rotten up like me?
Dudley Do-Right : Oh, I could *never* do that.
[a train whistle blows in the distance]
Dudley Do-Right : Hark! Better stand back or I'll miss my train.
Dudley Do-Right Narrator : This was it, then. This was our valiant hero's swan song. His future would all be past. Nevermore would his innate goodness roam the Canadian wilds. Nevermore.
Snidely Whiplash : Egad, methinks I feel a twinge of pity.
Dudley Do-Right : Goodbye, Mr. Whiplash.
Snidely Whiplash : Some foreign feeling beats within me hardened breast. Do I feel the pangs of guilt?
Dudley Do-Right : Tell Mumsy how I went.
Snidely Whiplash : I can't do it! I can't, I can't, I can't...
Dudley Do-Right Narrator : And with that, Whiplash pulled the switch and the speeding train swerved onto another track.
Dudley Do-Right : You couldn't kill me, could you?
Snidely Whiplash : No. I suppose I'm just an old softy.
Dudley Do-Right : Thank you, Mr. Whiplash.
Snidely Whiplash : Say no more! Just go! I want to be left alone, to think, ponder, reflect...