The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Missouri Mish Mash: Parts 19-20 (1962)
June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Princess Tinsel, Nell Fenwick, Additional Voices
Quotes
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[Rocky and Bullwinkle are deciding what to do with the Kirward Derby]
Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, there's only one place that hat should *be*.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : On a hat rack!
Rocket J. Squirrel : We gotta take it to Washington!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : He never wears a derby.
Rocket J. Squirrel : No, I mean...
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Usually he wears a wig.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Besides, he's not with us anymore, you know.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : He's gone to the big cherry orchard in the sky.
Rocket J. Squirrel : I don't mean *George* Washington! I mean Washington, D.C.!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh, *him*!
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Rocket J. Squirrel : Now, how do we get to Washington from here? We're broke.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Beats me.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Put on the hat and see if you can get an idea.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Okay, let's see.
[Bullwinkle puts on the Kirward Derby]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well! Obviously the best way to get to Washington is run for office and be elected!
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Rocket J. Squirrel : Go on, Bullwinkle.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Go on, where?
Rocket J. Squirrel : When do we get there?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Why ask *me*?
Rocket J. Squirrel : 'Cause you're wearing the Kirward Derby on your head, and...
[Rocky notices that Bullwinkle is no longer wearing the Kirward Derby]
Rocket J. Squirrel : Hokey smoke! It's gone!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : My head?
Rocket J. Squirrel : The hat!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Ooh, I'm glad it wasn't my head. I wouldn'ta had nothing to hang my antlers on.
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[from the "Dudley Do-Right" segment, "Niagara Falls"]
[Inspector Fenwick calls his daughter Nell into his office]
Nell Fenwick : [entering and saluting] You called, Daddy dear?
Inspector Fenwick : You don't have to salute, Nell. Just stand at attention.