Family Guy (TV Series)

Stand by Meg (2018)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Brunette Sitcom Mom

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Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Now, won't vocational school limit Chris's options down the road?

  Principal Shepherd : Oh, hardly. He'll have a wide range of career options, such as the following...

  [upbeat music starts playing with DISHWASHER INSTALLATION, DISHWASHER REPAIR and FAMILY GUY WRITER showing up on screen] 

  Lois Griffin : Those are three terrible options.

• Lois Griffin : I can't take another party with that trio of judgy sitcom moms.

  Brunette Sitcom Mom : Oh hi, Lois. Gosh, I just love how you always look so comfortable.

  Blonde Sitcom Mom : I *know*. Are those pyjamas?

  Black Sitcom Mom : And I'm the black one for unrealistic diversity!

• [first lines] 

  Principal Shepherd : Mr. and Mrs. Griffin, thanks for coming in to see me today.

  Lois Griffin : Is this about Chris? We know he's been struggling lately.

  Principal Shepherd : Well, let me put it this way...

  [quickly] 

  Principal Shepherd : Parents of a failing student say what?

  Peter Griffin : What?

  Lois Griffin : No, Peter, wait!

  Principal Shepherd : Nope. Too late. He said it. I'm marking it.

  [he goes to a chalkboard where he gives himself a tally mark] 

  Principal Shepherd : Didn't get The Wus. They're very smart. Asian. Maybe they didn't understand me, I don't know.