Family Guy (TV Series)

Big Trouble in Little Quahog (2018)

Kyrie Irving: Vernon the Waterbear

Quotes 

• Brian Griffin : Holy crap, what the hell were those things?

  Stewie Griffin : Dust mites. One of the most dominant species of the micro world.

  Brian Griffin : Why did they just attack like that?

  Vernon the Waterbear : Because they're jerks.

  Stewie Griffin : [taken aback]  Aah! Who the hell are you?

  Vernon the Waterbear : Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you, little buddies. My name's Vernon. I'm a water bear.

  Brian Griffin : A water bear? What's a water bear?

  Stewie Griffin : They're predominantly water-dwelling, eight-legged segmented micro animals. They're also known as a moss piglet or a tardigrade.

  Vernon the Waterbear : You can call me tardy, but I'm always on time.

• Vernon the Waterbear : You have water? Water's life.

  Gay the Waterbear : Yeah, we need water bad. And I'm the gay one, but I'm not, like, doing the gay voice.

  Brian Griffin : Listen, Stewie and I come from a place where water flows like... well, water.

  Stewie Griffin : That's right. And we need to get back there. And if you guys help us, we'll make sure you never want for water again. What do you say?

  Vernon the Waterbear : [cheering with the others]  All right!

  Country Singer the Waterbear : Yee-haw!

  Patrick the Waterbear : Patrick Stewart!

• Vernon the Waterbear : Well, here she is. Home, sweet home. Everybody, we've got guests!

  [a group of interested water bears approach] 

  Vernon the Waterbear : You'll see that we have quite the diverse cast of characters.

  Country Singer the Waterbear : I'm the country water bear. "Yee-haw!" is what I say.

  Black the Waterbear : Flagellum? I don't even know 'em. I'm the black one.

  Patrick the Waterbear : And I'm Patrick Stewart as a water bear.

  Brian Griffin : I can't believe there's this whole universe hidden here in your rug... where everyone speaks English.

  Stewie Griffin : Okay, Brian, take the ride. Here, have a sip of water.