Family Guy (TV Series)

Big Trouble in Little Quahog (2018)

Ralph Garman: Exterminator

Quotes 

• Exterminator : You have *kids* in there?

  Peter Griffin : Oh yeah, three. Should... should we have mentioned that?

  Prince : [we cut to Meg and Chris crawling on the floor with the poison gas still spreading]  Meg... Chris... come to the light.

  Meg Griffin : Meg, no. Don't do it! Don't go to Prince!

  Prince : Come to the purple light, Meg. Come taste infinity.

  Chris Griffin : Don't listen to him, Meg.

  Meg Griffin : But he's so talented. And he's got so many drugs.

• Exterminator : Hi. I'm the exterminator.

  Peter Griffin : An ex-Terminator? So you used to be a Terminator?

  Exterminator : No. I kill rats and bugs.

  Peter Griffin : And Sarah Connor.

  Lois Griffin : No, Peter. We have a rat.

  Exterminator : My stuff's in my truck.

  [putting on a pair of sunglasses] 

  Exterminator : I'll be back.

  Peter Griffin : [with a gasp]  See that, Lois? There's more Terminators around than you think there are.

  [cut to Lois' perspective, with a red Terminator-like computer display; response choices include "ask for divorce", "snap his neck", and "make lame mom joke"] 

  Lois Griffin : [selecting "make lame mom joke"]  I hope he can "terminate" some of the bad attitudes on our kids, huh?

  Peter Griffin : [laughing weakly]  Yeah.

• Peter Griffin : Well, what'd you find?

  Exterminator : I'll be honest. I think this is a conversation best had over dinner.

  Lois Griffin : Oh. Okay.

  Peter Griffin : [cut to them out at a restaurant]  So, what's going on with the house?

  Exterminator : I don't like talking business at the table. Let's just enjoy our wine.

  Peter Griffin : You're right. I'm sorry.

  Exterminator : [cut them returning home]  Your wife's asleep.

  Peter Griffin : Sometimes she fakes it so I can't hump her, but this seems legit. So, uh, shouldn't we talk about what you found at our house?

  Exterminator : I don't know. It's so late. I have a crazy idea. Should we talk about it over a nightcap?

  Peter Griffin : Uh, sure, I guess.

  Exterminator : [getting out of the car]  I'm a little chilly.

  Peter Griffin : [taking off his jacket]  Oh, well, I-I guess I don't need this.

  [the exterminator blushes as Peter puts it over his shoulders] 

  Peter Griffin : Sir? Sir, I asked you what you found out about the house.

  Exterminator : [waking from his daydream]  What? Oh. You're gonna have to tent the house.

  Peter Griffin : All right. Thanks for your work. You're very professional.

  Exterminator : Yeah, that's me. Professional. Always professional.

  [as Peter closes the door, he sits down on the stoop dejected] 

  Exterminator : And alone.

• Exterminator : Okay, all the gas bombs are set up. Time to blow all those vermin to kingdom come.

  Peter Griffin : Can I press the button?

  Exterminator : Hmm. Perhaps that's a question best pondered over dinner?

  Peter Griffin : [immediately losing interest]  You-you can just press it. Go ahead.