Family Guy (TV Series)
Big Trouble in Little Quahog (2018)
Chris Cox: Gay the Waterbear
Quotes
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Brian Griffin : I hope Vernon and the gang survived. That gas was pretty powerful.
Stewie Griffin : Well, let's take a look.
[looking at the laptop's "return" key under a microscope]
Stewie Griffin : They're okay. Let's deliver on our promise. A little water for our little friends.
[he squeezes a single drop onto the key, which appears to the water bears as a tidal wave]
Black the Waterbear : Oh, hell no!
Country Singer the Waterbear : Sweet country music!
Gay the Waterbear : Oh, my gay God.
Stewie Griffin : Ah, they're dead. Now I'm sad. Cheer me up, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
[a clip of Van Damme dancing in "Kickboxer" is shown]
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Vernon the Waterbear : You have water? Water's life.
Gay the Waterbear : Yeah, we need water bad. And I'm the gay one, but I'm not, like, doing the gay voice.
Brian Griffin : Listen, Stewie and I come from a place where water flows like... well, water.
Stewie Griffin : That's right. And we need to get back there. And if you guys help us, we'll make sure you never want for water again. What do you say?
Vernon the Waterbear : [cheering with the others] All right!
Country Singer the Waterbear : Yee-haw!
Patrick the Waterbear : Patrick Stewart!