- Jen Harding: Here comes your boyfriend.
- Judy Hale: He's not my boyfriend, we're just hanging out. He has very healthy boundaries, which evidently is a real thing people can have.
- Judy Hale: What are you gonna do?
- Jen Harding: I'm gonna make him give a shit.
- Judy Hale: How?
- Jen Harding: Well, a good mother would take him to therapy, let him talk it out. But that just takes too long. So I'm gonna scare the shit out of him.
- Judy Hale: What do you think it does to a nine-year-old to find a bloody corpse by the side of the road?
- Nick Prager: Um... I'm gonna go with 'scars her for life.'
- Judy Hale: But maybe it becomes a defining moment that turns her into an incredibly compassionate adult?
- Nick Prager: No, I don't think so.
- Jen Harding: [At the memorial for Ted] Such a weird thing that people do.
- Judy Hale: What? The whole shrine thing?
- Jen Harding: They put all this shit here. It's not like this spot meant anything to Ted.
- Judy Hale: Well, it is the last place he got to be alive.
- Jen Harding: Yeah, I mean, it's the first place he got to be dead too.
- Jen Harding: [about Ted's memorial] Why is there always a cross? People always put a cross. That is so presumptuous to me. He was not religious.
- [Goes to pull the cross up]
- Judy Hale: Hey hey! Maybe you should just leave it there. Just in case.
- Jen Harding: In case what? In case non-existence God smites me? I'm standing next to my dead husband's shrine on the side of a road. Trust me, I've been smited.