- Colin Mochrie: [in "Mixed Messages", in a scene from "Jurassic Park"] All right, we're gonna go out there. Yeah.
- Wayne Brady: [reading a text from an audience member] "Mm-mm. Waitin' on my taco."
- Aisha Tyler: [after "Let's Make a Date"] Ryan was a cute puppy who became vicious when he saw something strange, but what's interesting is that he decided that "vicious" meant that he humped things, which I think says a lot about Ryan's sex life.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Mixed Messages", in a scene from "Jurassic Park"] The footprints that'll lead us to the dinosaurs.
- Wayne Brady: [reading a text from an audience member] "And she does "the sex", LOL."
- Colin Mochrie: [after audience laughter] Yeah, you gotta be very careful, do not get in front of the Sexosaurus.