- Vaping Company Rep.: Didn't your mom ever teach you not to mess with progress?
- Randy Marsh: Yeah. She taught me something else too. If you're gonna fight for your tegridy, don't forget to bring a towel.
- [Randy has been punching out people at Big Vape]
- Muscular Vaping Man: Hey, I like to vape. You think I'm a pussy?
- Randy Marsh: Yep.
- [Randy punches out the muscular vaping man]
- Kyle Broflovski: These Things are Bad for you! Bad kindergartners! Bad!
- Kindergartner: Relax Bitch... try some gummy bear xush.