South Park (TV Series)
The Problem with a Poo (2018)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Randy Marsh, PC Principal, Mr. Hankey, Additional voices
Quotes
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Mr. Hankey : That's right, everybody! Who loves the holidays?
[all of the South Park people cheering]
Mr. Hankey : Just like when Christ was born, let's all be with our mothers and fathers and-
[the PC babies begin to cry]
Mr. Hankey : Let's not forget that, that boys and girls all over the world are...
Man #1 : Hey! Hey, careful! You're upsetting the PC babies!
Mr. Hankey : The PC what? Listen, Christmas season means peace on earth and good will towards men!
[the PC babies crying continues]
Mr. Hankey : All right, all right, look. What is the holiday season about? It's about loving each other, right? Loving and what.
[getting exasperated, The PC babies crying intensifies too much]
Mr. Hankey : What? What are they crying about now?
Man #2 : Sometimes PC babies doesn't even know what they're crying about!
Mr. Hankey : Well, then tell the babies to shut the FUCK up!
[the crowd turns on him, booing]
Mr. Hankey : Who the fuck brings a goddamn baby to a Christmas show anyway?
[Kyle leaps away from the keyboard and grabs Mr. Hankey]
Kyle Broflovski : Mr. Hankey, stop!
Mr. Hankey : Stop it! Let me go, Kyle! These people are idiots!
[He proceeds to beat up Kyle and wreck the stage. The crowd disperses]