Mr. Hankey: That's right, everybody! Who loves the holidays?
[all of the South Park people cheering]
Mr. Hankey: Just like when Christ was born, let's all be with our mothers and fathers and-
[the PC babies begin to cry]
Mr. Hankey: Let's not forget that, that boys and girls all over the world are...
Man #1: Hey! Hey, careful! You're upsetting the PC babies!
Mr. Hankey: The PC what? Listen, Christmas season means peace on earth and good will towards men!
[the PC babies crying continues]
Mr. Hankey: All right, all right, look. What is the holiday season about? It's about loving each other, right? Loving and what.
[getting exasperated, The PC babies crying intensifies too much]
Mr. Hankey: What? What are they crying about now?
Man #2: Sometimes PC babies doesn't even know what they're crying about!
Mr. Hankey: Well, then tell the babies to shut the FUCK up!
[the crowd turns on him, booing]
Mr. Hankey: Who the fuck brings a goddamn baby to a Christmas show anyway?
[Kyle leaps away from the keyboard and grabs Mr. Hankey]
Kyle Broflovski: Mr. Hankey, stop!
Mr. Hankey: Stop it! Let me go, Kyle! These people are idiots!
[He proceeds to beat up Kyle and wreck the stage. The crowd disperses]