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1/10
A scam to make you think it's a real Alien / Predator movie, should have charges filed against them!
dreamwalk198615 September 2018
Guys, it's simply a shocking bad knock off to trick people into thinking it's anything to do with the official Alien or Predator franchise, what they do is host it online and put it in shops like supermarkets in the hopes you'll fall victim to this scam, much like several other low life directors/production companies do, they won't last, nor will this film - avoid at all costs!
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1/10
Wow I couldnt watch this past 15mins
stan-5284117 September 2018
This is not what you think. Its a small budget film. The worst of acting and effects. The camera bounces and shakes like a teenager on acid. The editing is ridiculous. Has nothing to do with Alien or Predator franchise. Its like its been made by a bunch of kids as a school project. The actors really are so bad I couldnt continue to watch it!!! ITS A NO FROM ME!!!
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1/10
Who gives out good money for Crap like this to be made.
FilmMcCool15 September 2018
Where do these people get the money to make garbage like this. This has nothing got to do with movie making or trying to entertain people and make them think, it's just about ego or making a quick buck or both. Awful rubbish and I agree with the other posted that there should be some sanctions against people that rip off other titles to make you think their movie in somehow in the same ballpark.
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Holy cow, they even shake the camera for the guy sitting at a desk using his laptop.
braddy414 September 2018
The camera never stops shaking even when 2 people are just talking to each other, and the cheesy music to make sure that you know that 'this is drama', 'this is action', and the spoken lines are a crack up consisting of nothing but cliches repeated over and over, with great dramatic seriousness of course, and by desperate amateur actors.

The first 90 seconds will tell you everything that you need to know about this incredible stinker.
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1/10
Watch something else please...
alenvmathew17 September 2018
Even if you got plentiful time to waste, don't waste it on this movie. On a scale of 1-10, this deserves '-2'. Camera,Actors,Special effects,Story (Story?? )... Nothing is worth mentioning in this.Even spending ample time to give a detailed review on this would be a preposterous idea. There will be more cheer in a necropolis than watching this movie.
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1/10
Good grief.
Rastifan18 September 2018
Put on a 70's German porn flick and you will be better entertained than with this barrel of manure.
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1/10
Dear God!!!!!!! Please Don't Make A Sequel!
doorsscorpywag14 September 2018
I have seen some rubbish films but this one is a new genre of rubbish even beyond Jean Claude Van Dammes turkey Alien Uprising (2012) which itself was a new genre of rubbish film making.

Nothing in this whatsoever that is worthwhile. Nonsensical garbage released to con people into thinking this has something to do with the films named in the title. Ed Wood would disown this.

At least Ridley Scott with his pathetic Alien prequels could come up with a script. Literally does not even deserve zero it's that bad.
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1/10
Picked the wrong movie. Worst ever
mojjen16 September 2018
I accidentally got this movie instead of the proper Predator. Worst acting, directing, special effects I have ever seen. Nothing was right with this.
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1/10
Hilarious homebrew fail
urok-116 September 2018
This thing is a bad joke, not worth much time reviewing. Watch if slow, mental torture is your thing. Avoid....plaque....
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1/10
OMG!! Everyone Out!
zawisza1318 September 2018
Out of THE room or theater or basement where this attempt by teens with daddy camera is being played. Save Yourselves. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS 'MASTERPIECE' WAS BAD. Literally...it was so BAD that my graphic card started dying man...graphic artifacts all over the screen...My brain was fried...I tried..really..and I left may brain on the moon to watch this... the rays of stupidity are unmeasurable. ..they reached me there! -) TRUST ME.
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1/10
Its so bad that its good for unintentional laughs
ruchirpathak_it2125 January 2019
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ALIEN PREDATOR movie review: Let me tell you this is NOT A MOVIE OF ORIGINAL ALIEN PREDATOR FRANCHISE. I don't know how someone else could made movie with similar names, no copyright issues?. This movie is a 3rd class invention of a alien-style-warfare movie, it was so badly shot that it was good. Alien only appeares during end of this 1hr30min tedious affair. The commando unit looks like shooting in park, with the major leader behaving like he is not heading any dangerous mission but strolling in a park, and 1 lady commando only speaking negative dialogues, many scenes becomes unintentionally funny. Ideally many movies has screenplay/story with some loopholes in between but this movie is full of loopholes with a little of story/screenplay in between. AVOID AT ALL COSTS, though at end it has one good message to all alien movies. I rate 0/5.
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10/10
Amazing
screamingdemon200227 January 2019
Love B Movies and this is one of the best, they should definatly bring out franchise as it surmises the awful alien vs predator films
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6/10
Rip Off. I liked it tho!
daniel-mannouch2 February 2020
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In the rare occasion where a cash in actually surpasses its source material, The Asylum's Alien Predator is a terrific mock-buster, aping Shane Black's 2018 reboot and arguably, managing to become the better film. What the film lacks in budget, which it severely lacks, it makes up in narrative pace and character development.

This screenplay is how you do it for a direct to DVD action film. The character's are not unique, or that complex, but they serve their most important purpose in that they sell greatly the danger of the scenario they have found themselves in. Intrigue, suspicion and anxiety builds up at a pace which is near perfect for a ninety minute feature and therefore the story never feels like it's stopping and therefore i kept on engaging.

On top of the fact that this film achieves the bare minimum, which is not something i can say for all direct to dvd action crap i have reviewed. Also, the design of the aliens is charmingly Italian in the way that it homages the OG predator design. It's exactly how you would expect an Asylum production to portray the Predator and as long as there is a decent story surrounding all that carny , i'm very much a happy boi.

Alien Predator is a great watch as a one and done. Maybe on more viewings, the flat acting and plot contrivances would become annoying. But since the film moves so fast as it is structured so well, i can't help but like it. It might be cheap, it might be due a cease and desist from Fox, but there is no doubt in my mind that Alien Predator is the best of the several Asylum films i have come across, right up there with Sherlock Holmes. It is a neat little B-movie that i have no problem recommending to those looking for that.
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1/10
Goodbye world!
nduati24 October 2018
If You're looking for motivation to kill yourself and Tekashi 69's face isnt enough for you, THIS IS IT! I'm on a cliff right now.
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1/10
dam shame!
adamrounds17 September 2018
This is how not to make a movie! Great title to bad it was wasted!
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1/10
Another piece of rubbish by The Asylum
VinceGambini21 November 2020
If you don't eat from the toilet you sure wouldn't want to watch this piece of crap. Or anything by The Asylum. It's so bad, it does not even merit a proper review. Watch 2 mins and you know what you're in for. Take this as a public service announcement. 1.7 stars on IMDB seems way too good. This one is a solid -10, if only such rating was possible.
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1/10
One star is way too much....
opsat-0702619 February 2019
I really like the older Asylum movies. They are garbage, but at least funny. But the newer ones are boring and lame garbage. And there is a huge difference. Don't watch this movie, if you don't want your IQ to drop 20 points!
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1/10
Best movie i have seen in a while
andyboot8017 September 2018
This movie was so good. It's definitely a high budget quality film with top notch acting, potentially award winning special effects. I think the shakey camera work added to the effect.

Why did i give this a 1/10, because there is only one movie i would love to see this a sequel. It is the jar jar binks of the star wars franchise.

yes i will seek help.
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1/10
Vomit
Luis-Cypher17 January 2021
What a con job of an excuse for a movie.. Oh boy it's a train wreck completely unwatchable 15 minutes into and your done
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1/10
shoot into the bushes and yell
flemur1301321 December 2020
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A bunch of guys nervously walk through the jungle and occasionally start shooting into the bushes and yelling "Move move move!" Then they sneak along some more, then they hear growling and start shooting into the bushes and yelling "go go go!" Then some archeologists find some funky skulls, which have nothing to do with anything. Then at the end they find one guy vaguel dressed up like the "Predator", slowing moving around in a set with a lot of colored lights, but he's not mean, he just crash landed and wants to leave, which he does. The End.
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1/10
The smoke machine puts in an Oscar winning performance.
dickiehargreaves27 December 2020
I think the writers of this film had an awesome smoke machine and decided to write a movie around it.
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My eyes are burning 😭
jwhitmore-7424918 February 2019
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Bet it only cost about $1000 to make this movie I'd rather go outside and count snow flakes 😴
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10/10
Brilliant!
laylababy15 July 2021
What can I say....if it fooled you into watching the wrong movie, that's on you. This is an excellent terrible movie with excellent awful acting and effects and plot and all that. Don't hate it for What it's not, appreciate it for the cheese that it is! And it really is cheesy. Like, run through you like a brown river if you are remotely lactose intolerant level of cheesy.. but I have certainly seen worse.
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6/10
An enjoyably cheesy low-budget 'Predator' rip-off
Tweekums8 February 2024
When an alien craft crashes in Central America a Special Forces unit is sent to investigate; they are wiped out. Wanting to find out what happens LT Col Adrian requests permission to take another team in to investigate. The request is denied but they go in anyway. Soon they are engaged by hostile forces who are significantly better armed. The survivors press on and some of them even get to the alien craft but will they find out why the aliens are there and will any of them survive?

This isn't a terrible film; it is an entertaining, cheesy and obviously low budget rip-off of 'Predator'. If you are expecting something in the same league as that you will be disappointed but if you want some moderately decent action and some unintended laughs it is rather fun. The unit is made up of the excessively gung-ho types one would expect; clearly not the most intelligent either as they initially believe they are fighting insurgents despite the sci-fi weapons used against them. Nothing about the film is great but I thought the acting was okay and the effects, while pretty low budget, weren't all that bad. The tension ramped up nicely towards the end and the final resolution was interesting and somewhat unexpected. Overall I'd say this may not be a must watch but it entertained me for ninety minutes.
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2/10
Kablooey
nogodnomasters2 October 2018
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A group of special ops with a Heintz 57 variety of guns and no helmets go hunt a crashed alien ship. One guy had a special sensor that was a Star Trek tricorder in a cell phone. Dialogue include crisp well-delivered lines like "The plan's still the plan." They sure did talk a lot while sneaking up on the enemy.

While the aliens defended themselves, they didn't venture out as predators. The title is misleading. Fast forward to about 55 minutes.

Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.
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