This can hardly be called a movie. It's just a bunch of barely animated cats and dogs gathered in a circle discussing nothing. That's it. The dialogue is nonexistent. Dinosaurs made an appearance I think about once almost 35 minutes in. I don't understand how the creators thought this could keep kids engaged.
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I have so many questions
gacsogergely17 September 2021
Like who thought remaking StarPaws was a good idea?
Did they have the rights to do so?
What was the budget?
Was this made by zoom-filters, like that cat-judge?
Was part 2 never made, because it needed actual animation?
Sidenote: The Zooverse/Zoo Wars movies from the same studio has the exact same plot, only with a rat instead of a cat, chasing some cheese instead of a bone, but still for world-domination, if you are interrested.
Also, the characters return in Wonder Dogs and in The Lost Lion Kingdom.
Did they have the rights to do so?
What was the budget?
Was this made by zoom-filters, like that cat-judge?
Was part 2 never made, because it needed actual animation?
Sidenote: The Zooverse/Zoo Wars movies from the same studio has the exact same plot, only with a rat instead of a cat, chasing some cheese instead of a bone, but still for world-domination, if you are interrested.
Also, the characters return in Wonder Dogs and in The Lost Lion Kingdom.
Pretty terrible...
bigfun-684484 July 2019
Picked this up from the library for the kiddos (2 and 5). I studied animation in college and to be honest this is pretty terrible overall. Just a bunch of panning, and close ups of still 3d models with very little movement when they 'speak'.
Jurassic Barf would be a better name
Rudivanhemert27 April 2019
worst movie i have ever seen
lbroadbent16 November 2019
I didn't know a movie could get this bad. it was worse than terrible. i can't even explain it. we shut the movie off 6 minutes in because we couldn't stand it. i can't even believe this is a movie. wow. i don't know what to say
Load of BS
maricoetzee-8851131 July 2019
The Worst Movie Created
simpleusageofbread3 August 2023
This was the worst movie I've ever seen. Don't waste your time watching this. Heck, this can't even be called a movie. Marlon Butterpaws? Zen Master Birdbutt? They were just teleporting through out the whole "movie". I felt like I was watching a school project. Each minute was utter abomination, i swear it felt like pure torture to watch the full thing without cringing and pausing to rethink my life choices. Not even a 10 year old can brew up such a miserable plot and find the worst voice actors to hire. I was able to laugh a bit due to the henious voice acting. Again a big flop from WOWNOW Entertainment.
The epitome of great movies
ilovecatsanddogs-1691530 November 2023
In the cinematic panorama of "Jurassic Bark," the tapestry of storytelling weaves a narrative as audacious as it is whimsical. This film, a phantasmagoric journey through the cosmos, transcends mere animation to become a metaphor for the eternal struggle between canine and feline, good and evil, innocence and cunning.
Our protagonist, a noble dog equipped with more than just a heart of gold, but a spirit unyielding, embarks upon a galactic odyssey that challenges the very fabric of space and time. This intrepid voyager, embodying the unbreakable bond between humanity and their loyal companions, ventures into the starlit abyss to confront an adversary as ancient as it is malevolent: an evil cat with designs on cosmic domination.
The visual grandeur of "Jurassic Bark" is matched only by its narrative profundity. Each frame bursts with a kaleidoscopic array of colors, a testament to the boundless creativity of its animators. The animation itself becomes a character, fluid and vibrant, leading us through nebulae and star systems, rendering the impossible within reach.
But it is in the script where the film finds its true voice. The dialogue is a symphony of wit and wisdom, each line a carefully crafted gem, reflecting the depth of the characters and the complexity of their journey. The humor is as intelligent as it is heartfelt, a rare blend that resonates with both the young and the old.
The score, an ethereal composition, perfectly encapsulates the epic nature of this spacefaring tale. It elevates the narrative, adding layers of emotional resonance, and guides the audience through moments of tension, triumph, and tender sentimentality.
"Jurassic Bark" is more than a film; it is a parable about bravery, friendship, and the indomitable spirit of adventure that dwells within us all. In its conclusion, a cathartic blend of joy and melancholy, we are reminded that the greatest journeys often lead us back home, to the heart of where our truest connections lie.
In summary, "Jurassic Bark" is a cinematic achievement, a masterful fusion of art and storytelling that will leave its paw prints on the hearts of audiences for generations to come.
Our protagonist, a noble dog equipped with more than just a heart of gold, but a spirit unyielding, embarks upon a galactic odyssey that challenges the very fabric of space and time. This intrepid voyager, embodying the unbreakable bond between humanity and their loyal companions, ventures into the starlit abyss to confront an adversary as ancient as it is malevolent: an evil cat with designs on cosmic domination.
The visual grandeur of "Jurassic Bark" is matched only by its narrative profundity. Each frame bursts with a kaleidoscopic array of colors, a testament to the boundless creativity of its animators. The animation itself becomes a character, fluid and vibrant, leading us through nebulae and star systems, rendering the impossible within reach.
But it is in the script where the film finds its true voice. The dialogue is a symphony of wit and wisdom, each line a carefully crafted gem, reflecting the depth of the characters and the complexity of their journey. The humor is as intelligent as it is heartfelt, a rare blend that resonates with both the young and the old.
The score, an ethereal composition, perfectly encapsulates the epic nature of this spacefaring tale. It elevates the narrative, adding layers of emotional resonance, and guides the audience through moments of tension, triumph, and tender sentimentality.
"Jurassic Bark" is more than a film; it is a parable about bravery, friendship, and the indomitable spirit of adventure that dwells within us all. In its conclusion, a cathartic blend of joy and melancholy, we are reminded that the greatest journeys often lead us back home, to the heart of where our truest connections lie.
In summary, "Jurassic Bark" is a cinematic achievement, a masterful fusion of art and storytelling that will leave its paw prints on the hearts of audiences for generations to come.
Greatest movie ever?
oliversoderlind11 December 2019
I watched this movie with my family and i gott say, it was the greatest time of my life! Incredible roles! I have never seen better animation skills, also my siblings say the movie is "low budget" and "absolute crap" and i have to tell them some day that they might be insane! The plot was wonderful. I love this movie, my all time favourite! Solid 10/10
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