Gotham (TV Series)

Legend of the Dark Knight: I Am Bane (2019)

Erin Richards: Barbara Kean

Quotes 

• Leslie Thompkins : I don't know what this is all about, and I don't care. You two need to get out of here right now.

  Oswald Cobblepot : Gladly. Just as soon as Barbara gives us the... What's it called?

  Edward Nygma : Pressure regulator valve.

  Oswald Cobblepot : Right. That.

  Edward Nygma : I should have known that you would try to screw us over.

  Barbara Kean : You only noticed because you tried to screw me over first.

  Edward Nygma : Second, technically.

• [just before the submarine launches, Barbara has a contraction] 

  Oswald Cobblepot : Congratulations! Go to the clinic, go have your baby...

  Barbara Kean : What, so the two of you can hightail it off this rock without me? I don't think so.

  Oswald Cobblepot : I assure you, we will not launch without you. Ed and I will finish making preparations, and we will be ready to launch the moment you get back here with that little bundle of joy. Or, unless I should drive you to the clinic in light of your delicate condition.

  Barbara Kean : I can do it! I'm not that delicate. Remember that, if you even *think* about double-crossing me!

  [Barbara gets in her car] 

  Edward Nygma : Very kind of you, to offer to drive her.

  Oswald Cobblepot : I knew she would never accept my help.

  [Barbara drives away, Oswald and Ed both cheerily wave goodbye] 

  Edward Nygma : Should I start the engine?

  Oswald Cobblepot : One less passenger to worry about.

  Edward Nygma : No, two, actually.

  Oswald Cobblepot : [laughs]  You are so right!

• Oswald Cobblepot : [draws a gun]  Hand over the part, now.

  Leslie Thompkins : [stepping in front of Barbara]  Don't point that at the baby!

  Oswald Cobblepot : ...What?

  [quickly lowers the gun] 

  Oswald Cobblepot : I did not! I was merely trying to make a general threatening gesture with a firearm...

  Edward Nygma : But you did, though, you pointed the gun at the baby...

  Oswald Cobblepot : All right, fine, *I'm sorry*! Now give us what we want!

  Barbara Kean : [in labor]  Oh, you think I'm stupid enough to have the part on me? It's hidden away somewhere safe! And if you think you can torture me into telling you where, *there is literally nothing more painful than what I am going through right now*!

• Leslie Thompkins : Barbara, you can live here. You can have this baby here. Jim is not taking the baby away from you.

  Barbara Kean : You really believe that? You really think Captain Jim Gordon is going to let a criminal raise his kid? People are already shooting at my baby. I have to protect him, or her. I have to be strong.

  Leslie Thompkins : Hey, being strong does not mean you have to be a criminal. Jim will help you. And so will I, if you let me.

  Barbara Kean : ...Well, that's just weird.

  Leslie Thompkins : I know.

  [They start laughing] 

  Barbara Kean : [to her stomach]  "Hey, baby. This is your Auntie Lee. Mommy tried to kill her once. Maybe twice."

  [they laugh harder]