- Penguin: [bangs his gavel] By the power vested in me by well... me, I sentence you, Victor Zsasz, to die. Any last words?
- Victor Zsasz: [muffled mumbling from his taped mouth]
- Penguin: Well said!
- Victor Zsasz: [slammed face-down onto a table in the interrogation room] Wow, this is a really nice table.
- Harvey Bullock: The department's not exactly firing on all cylinders. We got more men than bullets, and we ain't got that many men.
- James Gordon: Oswald, concentrate. Do you and your men have enough ammo to keep Zsasz pinned down for a couple of minutes?
- Penguin: For you, Jim, let's say two and a half.
- [He waves one of his men over]
- James Gordon: Concentrate all your fire on that window, give me everything you've got, then abruptly cease fire.
- Penguin: [grins] You can count on me.
- [to his man]
- Penguin: Spread the word!
- Victor Zsasz: [being interrogated] Hey, do you guys have any canned peaches? Man, I'd trade an arm and a leg for that right now. Not mine, somebody else's.
- Victor Zsasz: I did not make that building go boom, Jim.
- Penguin: Oh, please! You gave up any shred of honor long ago! Why should we believe a snake like you?
- Victor Zsasz: Because I would never take credit for someone else's work?
- Penguin: Oh, no, you just betray anyone and everyone for the right price!
- Victor Zsasz: Is this about Sofia Falcone? Because you should really move past that, it's not healthy.