Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

The Therapist (2019)

Cameron Esposito: Jocelyn

Quotes 

• Jocelyn : Excuse me, do you have a less crinkly dollar I could trade you for?

  Captain Ray Holt : Of course I do. None of my dollars has a single crinkle. When they do, I steam them.

  [Hands her a dollar bill] 

  Jocelyn : Oh. Wow, that is crisp.

  Captain Ray Holt : [Looks at the crinkly dollar she gave him]  Can't wait to get this baby home and flatten it out.

• Jocelyn : [Jake pretends to be Garrett, a mental patient with multiple personalities syndrome]  Well, Garrett, our time is up. Shall we pick up here next week?

  Jake Peralta : No, I can't go. There's still someone left inside that wants to talk.

  Jocelyn : Do you mean Satchel, the "gentle African-American man who was born in 1908"?

  Jake Peralta : Oh, no. You know what? Satchel probably shouldn't come out right now. Or ever, for that matter.

  Jocelyn : Garrett, I can only help you if you open up.

  Jake Peralta : [sighs] 

  [deep voice] 

  Jake Peralta : And then Dufresne escaped through the tunnels of Shawshank Prison. He was my friend.

  Jocelyn : Are you just doing Morgan Freeman?

  Jake Peralta : Ah, yes! You calling me on it just gave me a major breakthrough. I'm cured! Anyway, deuces, Doc!